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IM MAKIN A NEW GAME:
"Never Ending Witches Tower: NEWT"
NEWT is a roguelite run and gun physics platformer with an emphasis on interconnected gameplay systems and fast-paced, overwhelming second to second gameplay.
This is Newt (he/she/they) They are on a revenge mission to get their eye back from Rafflesia the Witch.
You can use wands, potions, grenades, food, and enemy corpses to your advantage
The first boss is Maynerd (left). He is an Irish Dullahan who has sworn fealty to the witch and guards its lower cloister. He has a hookchain, a woodcutters axe, and knows how to cast Projectile Horse.
The second boss doesn't have a name yet but he's based on the creature from the black lagoon. He's the witches pet, and you fight him in the sewage disposal wing.
This is Dracula, the third boss and General of the witches spookyarmy. Any resemblance to peoples living or undead is purely coincidence.
This is the evil Bitch herself, Rafflesia. She was working in her witches tower late one night when she realized she was out of Eyes of Newt. She picks the wrong Newt to fuck with though... and the REST is History!!!!!
And as a bonus, heres a little gameplay demo of what i have done so far :)
It's still far from done. i need to add all the basic mechanics still, and iron out a lot of bugs.
ps: if youre good at gamemaker and can tell me how to make procedurally generated levels on a grid i really need your help
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Haha what if I rebuilt Phage
Anyways here’s a decklist https://www.moxfield.com/decks/3k1hwmu9VkSAF9PszPXfdg
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we gotta normalize writing primers for casual EDH decks because your unique combos are a lot less cool when i have to comb through 50 cards ive never seen before to figure out what the fucking deck does
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Stealing these
A collection of DRG server titles I use
if you flame my half-frozen targets, i will cry "dwarves should eat rocks" movement headquarters DRG: Someone told us to go die in a hole, so we hired you to do it for us! Shallow Dirt Regional I HAVE NO BEARD AND YET I MUST MINE The Greenbeard Gallery of Unrivaled Stupidity Pettable Lootbugs in Your Area! Click Now! Excuse me. Molly? Sorry. Molly? Sorry. Molly? Sorry. Molly? Sorry.
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Definitely didn’t just add 50+ cards to a consider board for a preexisting deck and I now need to go through those, nope not me
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Hi Tumblr here’s my cat
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