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the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

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I can’t seem to finish anything lately so here are some Sam sketches :)

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I'll tell you a secret... my name 'Sam' is short for 'Samson'.

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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REBLOGGING FOR THE SECOND TO LAST ONE

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

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Today is a sad, sad day

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2025- The year TikTok became the new Vine

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team seven all together 🍃🍥

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Naruto: Now that I'm the hokage I can access the archived personnel records and see Kakashi sensei's face!

*opens the file*

*the photo is cut in half and the lower part is missing*

Naruto: You've gotta be kidding me-

10 years prior

Kakashi: Now that I'm the hokage-

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"What are you doing for new years?"

Me: