Was That Over The Top? I Can Never Tell
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Sorry I can’t get over the two respective events where the vampire icons showed a glimpse of their true self and temper:
Dracula: Caught this guy SHAVING. With a mirror!!
Carmilla: Forget that, this hobo wanted to schedule me for a DENTIST APPOINTMENT
If your vampire media takes itself 100% seriously I want none of it
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Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
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I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”
Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.
But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.
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Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine
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Miss Tuesday’s AURA
//Been a while since I drew and posted anything sooooo here’s something!!
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Edward appeared in Batman: White Knight for literally 0.5 frames, but I really liked him..
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I cannot get over the fact that Star Trek: The Motion Picture essentially starts with Spock flunking out of gay conversion therapy
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log onto tumblr and you learn that cowboys are secretly leftist and pirates are secretly leftist and superhero comics are secretly leftist and vikings are secretly leftist and greco-roman antiquity is secretly leftist and knights are secretly leftist and the concept of the appalachian region is secretly leftist and all genre fiction is innately secretly leftist and every animated show you ever watched as a kid is secretly leftist and you never have to think about the political subtext of anything ever and you log off tumblr and for some reason people are talking about a descent toward fascism
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