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(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

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Is she Lucy Westenra, or is she just a vessel for the writer's barely disguised fantasy of a women being punished for her promiscuity? Is she really"Bram Stoker's" Lucy Westenra: a naive, innocent 19 year old, with a cheery personality and a bright future ahead of her? Or has the writer instead just slapped her name on an OC that behaves nothing like her, and- with none of the grace or decorum that Lucy's tragically short story deserves- sexualized her slow and agonising death as much as possible, whilst very unsubtly doing their best to blame her for being murdered, so that we won't object to her being killed again later in an even more gruesome and sexual manner?

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accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

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Happy Hanukkah

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some christmas art by Louis Wain

from the bethlem museum of the mind

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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson

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I am living my BEST LIFE

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Seasons Greasons from me and the bingus podes <3

Edit by @venort

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remaking this post because things changed.

hello !!!!! i am a homeless asylum seeker in the UK. for health related reasons and also because of history with attempts of trafficking, i do not feel safe living on my own. or with strangers.

so my solution to this is currently: acquire a caravan and live in my friends backyard. said friend knows about this. and is chill with it.

here is my ko-fi.

I will do art for any £1 or more donation. I will also proof-read fanfiction for you. if you want crochet commissions or patches, please DM me and we can work something out.

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Sure hope I don’t get visited by four cunty spirits when I go to bed tonight! Sure would be a shame if. Four cunty spirits showed up. And I was haunted by three spirits. Whilst the fourth spirit sings about it… sure would be a shame..

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It's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe

The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve

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A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.