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“…And Stay Down!” Charles Keegan 1998

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Amaury Guichon - The Pastry Academy

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Some more traditional scribbles

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop "Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced" and we all go "Yes. Of course. Absolutely."

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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

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Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

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“My berries cluster black and thick

For rich and poor alike to pick.

I’ll tear your dress, and cling, and tease

And scratch your hands and arms and knees.

I’ll stain your fingers and your face,

And then I’ll laugh at your disgrace.

But when the bramble-jelly’s made,

You’ll find your trouble well repaid.”

~The Blackberry Fairy, Cicely Mary Barker

Thought I’d posted the finished one, but apparently not.

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Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]

it’s defrosting

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

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Digitally painted some ducks. I’m starting to really like the way I’ve started to do foliage lately with the gouache brushes.

My website! c:

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Man I hate holiday traffic