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I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

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It's not Like she needs the money. I'm sure she doesn't care what happens to the franchise. But now we don't get to see it because she is dick.

POINT AND LAUGH

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The last sentence is all you need to read.

“Can One Punch Man beat-”

Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match. 

Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.

If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care. 

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Imagine having all that money and prestige and spending your free time being a bigot.

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Betty White and a bear stop what you’re doing and reblog

Betty White: First Lady of Television (Netflix)

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There is nothing more British than getting excited about literally the most boring food.

say what you will about the British they went off with fish and chips.

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It's hilarious because the light is clearly hitting a sphere

Leave me alone, Google, I wanna see arguments in SUPPORT of the Earth being flat!

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An excerpt from the book

"ADHD Does Not Exist":

For my patients who are (suffering from adhd symptoms), I recommend that they eat right, exercise more often, get eight hours of quality sleep a night, minimize caffeine intake in the afternoon, monitor their cell-phone use while they’re working and, most important, do something they’re passionate about. Like many children who act out because they are not challenged enough in the classroom, adults whose jobs or class work are not personally fulfilling or who don’t engage in a meaningful hobby will understandably become bored, depressed and distracted. In addition, today’s rising standards are pressuring children and adults to perform better and longer at school and at work. I too often see patients who hope to excel on four hours of sleep a night with help from stimulants, but this is a dangerous, unhealthy and unsustainable way of living over the long term.

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No. You can point a gun at him, if he tries to stop you, then you can shoot him because he could use the gun you were pointing at him to shoot you. But be careful! If he DOES wrestle the gun away from you, he has the right to shoot you because you tried to take the gun he took from you! It all makes perfect sense.

In a two-week trial that reignited debate over self-defense laws across the nation, a Wisconsin jury acquitted Kyle Rittenhouse for shooting three people, two fatally, during a racial justice protest in Kenosha.

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Can magneto manipulate all metal or just magnetic metal?

Y’all just setting Tony up to get his ass beat (x)

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Foxes are dogs playing cat and hyenas are cats playing dog.

CLADISTICS ruined my life

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Parents: "critical race theory is teaching my kids that white people are bad!"

"No, it's teaching them that bad white people are bad. You would know the difference if you were taught critical race theory..."

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Yall don't got time to to say "you all" but have time to mess around with apostrophes???

my one superpower is that i can instantly tell when someone who doesn’t use the word “ya’ll” in their day-to-day speech starts using it to be sanctimonious and folksy on the internet

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Can i just point out that every saw victim would have been found before dieing if thirst if they had just done nothing.

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NFTs are essential oil pyramid schemes for men. no I will not elaborate