Everyone is in bed ready to pass the fuck out, but then taehyung starts whispering “wake me up” with hoseok quietly whispering back “wake me up inside” and then jimin from the other side of the room “save meeeeh”.
seokjin smothers jungkook before he can join in, yoongi accepted his death a long time ago. but then, quietly from the corner, in the most monotone voice namjoon whispers “save me from the nothing i’ve become”.
5 year old Taehyung: (writes a letter in crayons) Dear Santa, I want Kookie Monster for christmas.
Santa: (reads the letter again) if that’s the case…
Christmas morning, 17 years later.
Taehyung: (wakes up unable to breathe, with something heavy on his chest) what in the world… ?
Jungkook: (sleeping on top of his chest)
Taehyung: oh. Is this…?
Jungkook: (snores loudly)
Taehyung: You little monster. (snuggles even more)
Jungkook: Apparently some of our fans think we're gay...
Taehyung: *Is sitting on Jungkook's lap, arms wrapped around his neck as he nuzzles into his shoulder* That's weird I wonder where they got that from...