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obsessed with his title. buddy you are so stoppable its not even funny

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they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

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looking in a tag on tumblr and scrolling past a lengthy smut post only to catch a few very obscene words feels like when the cafeteria would suddenly go silent at school and you'd hear someone say something completely insane out of context

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Instead of saying "do algebra" or "distribute, combine like terms, and isolate the variable" I say "unleash the algebeast" and my students Hate it its so funny

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yea connors still at it

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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who else has heard of king of the ladder

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The Society is pleased

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Glorious Jewel Scarab (Chrysina gloriosa), family Scarabaeidae, Sedona, AZ, USA

photograph by CockroachCharles

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people with personality disorders are cool and awesome

giving characters personality disorders should always be in the service of making them cool and awesome

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On the night of July 4th, 2024, I stuffed a firework mortar into the mouth of an inebriated Labubu and blew its head off\. The snapchat recording of this recently leaked and was presented in court and I have been sentenced to 15 years in prison

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by @yunpianer