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Dear Reader, I'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune. In this short book alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast. It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket
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a-word-which-here-means · 11 years ago
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A Series of Unfortunate Events Masterpost
by Lemony Snicket
Click to read. To download, after selecting a format below, click File > Download or type Ctrl + S.
The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
The Penultimate Peril
The End
Download Series - PDF / ePUB (nook) / MOBI (Kindle)
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Violet’s Inventions
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Violet Baudelaire
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Violet Baudelaire + Faceless
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a-word-which-here-means · 12 years ago
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The Austere Academy
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A Series of Unfortunate Events + references to the other books
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a-word-which-here-means · 12 years ago
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a-word-which-here-means · 12 years ago
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Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.
Think about how many books don’t exist yet.
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a-word-which-here-means · 12 years ago
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Klaus Baudelaire - A Series of Unfortunate Events.
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a-word-which-here-means · 12 years ago
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*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*deep sigh*
*screams*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*deep breath*
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a-word-which-here-means · 12 years ago
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“Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.”
Lemony Snicket (via pollgold)
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squeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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