An average UK twenty something ignoring the real world and day-dreaming who should probably be invested more in her normal life than the lives of characters who she is way too emotionally attached to.
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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
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Happy New Year! Pleased to kick it off with a new chapter 🙂
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I read a moonacre fanfic a while back that I cant remember the title of it was a one shot of Maria & Robin going into the room in the woods where they found the pearls because of a rainstorm or something & they kiss & Robin uses his dagger to slice through her corset laces? Would you happen to know which one it is & thank you for your help🫶
No problem, that would be Summer's Heat. It's multi-chaptered rather than a oneshot and that particular bit is in chapter 4 🙂
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I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
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I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!
They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!
Some progress shots:
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#they fight like they're already married ANASTASIA (1997)
#anastasia#i think this is responsible for my love of bickering princess/thief pairings?#didnt have many films growing up but this was one of them#so my formative years shaped my shipping preference#lol
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why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.
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Happy low opacity elrond day to all who celebrate it
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THE LORD OF THE DINGS: RETURN OF THE PORN BOTS (2023) ↳ dir. @staff (like, please, someone make this stop)
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Thus Aragorn for the first time in the full light of day beheld Éowyn, Lady of Rohan, and thought her fair, fair and cold, like a morning of pale spring that is not yet come to womanhood. And she was now suddenly aware of him: tall heir of kings, wise with many winters, greycloaked, hiding a power that yet she felt. For a moment still as stone she stood, then turning swiftly she was gone.
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A ridiculously late day five submission for Moonacre Week 2023!!
#moonacreweek2023#the secret of moonacre#tsom#Robin x Maria#new fic#better late than never hopefully??
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my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity
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look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson
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quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.
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