My name is Kimmett. Millenial, bisexual, no preffered pronouns and that's all the info that I thinks is relevant, if you have any questions asks are encouraged. This blog sadly has nothing to do with the great Oscar Wilde but I do enjoy shit posts. I like to think he'd appreciate that.
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I caved. I got Balatro. I have done nothing but gamble for thirteen consecutive hours. Help.
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a little homunculus
my fursonas are communicatinggggg
posted a month ago on my Patreon and Ko-fi, original text post by @camilla-obscura with one of the replies to it by @zack-the-robot can be found here 💗
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a broken clock is right twice a day
A broken clock that stops what it’s doing until repaired is right twice a day. A broken clock that keeps on ticking may be right even less, and a clock that works fine but a second behind will chase its own tail forever
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this is like when a yaoi artist flexes on everyone by drawing the most beautiful female characters to ever exist
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A complete list of everyone I have not yet met, but would like to meet before I die:
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Any platypus
My other missing grandfather
The strangers who will some day be my friends :)
Various oligarchs for reasons I will not expand upon
Every Cat Alive
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in case youve not seen this masterpiece
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haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score
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Getting high at the aquarium? Cliche. Catch me zooted out of my gourd at the natural history museum. I turn a corner and see a stuffed grizzly bear and fall to my knees sobbing uncontrollably
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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)
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opinion on slurs?
The queer ones are fun
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They got her back in the middle of the turn up
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