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I fucking loved Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. It was such a fantastic movie and fit in so well with the first.

But like...Beetlelyds shippers...did we watch the same movie?

Lydia's whole arc dealt with how the first movie's events traumatized her. If you pay attention to her expressions throughout, whenever Beetlejuice is brought up or they interact, she's either disgusted, terrified, or both.

Especially in the wedding scene. That's not romantic, it's creepy, and it's deliberately played as such.

"Oh but he kept a picture of her at his desk for 30 years!"

Yeah...a picture of her teenage self...

"Oh but Winona Ryder ships it!"

I don't care. I love Winona Ryder, but her stance on it doesn't change my opinion.

There are even parallels between Jeremy (who is explicitly a villain and tricks Astrid) and Beetlejuice: Jeremy's outfit color scheme matching Beetlejuice's wedding outfit, Jeremy and Astrid floating like Beetlejuice and Lydia in the wedding scene, etc.

I know I'm probably not gonna change any minds here, but like...media literacy is so important and Beetlelyds shippers are proof

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people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

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THEY REMOVED THE SYMBOL ?? ITS JUST „MUTUALS“ NOW

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i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

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the look of absolute dread on that ticker seller's face

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it's so funny to me that conservatives think the reason university students become more liberal is because of the actual course material and not like. the fact that universities in the US introduce are oftentimes the first place Americans are introduced to a walkable environment with affordable health care, with community spaces for any affiliation under the sun where they give you free resources and cheap food. with included public transit and opportunities for training in your field of choice. and you realize that for how much you're spending on tuition/taxes, yeah, you do deserve these things, it would be insane not to have those. and then you graduate and go back to having to buy a car to drive 20 minutes to the grocery store.

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cis women do not feel safe around you i promise lol do you know how many cis women plan on voting for trump this time because they cant stand people like you

BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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I’m meathead

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Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

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tw.mentions of rascism and natzis

Me and my dad were talkimg last night and he told me about his time in lousiana he lived there for about 8 yrs. He told me how his ex wifes dad used to have a cinfederat and nazi flag tattoo and he was like kkk level rascist but bc he ended up liking my dad so much he got both tatoos laserd off and took every comfederat flag he had down and another guy he used to work for his business used to be called rebel relevel and he also had confederate flags and again bc he liked my dad so much he changed his business logo and name to *guys name* lousiana relevel my dad basically became their "one of the good ones" so well that they stopped being that rascist like they even used to warn him about which towns were sundown towns and how to get around em and the guy with the natzi tattoo liked my dad so much he even bought him a log cabin and about 100 acres of land out in lousiana AND the guy with the natzi tattoo who told my dad that "he doesnt believe in mixing races" married a mexican woman yrs. Later which is so fucking ironic to me its crazy😭