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today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
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I wanna be a cowboy, baby 🤠
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I’m so glad they decided not to give up on this game.
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lowkey training peanut to jump with a cue
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her: wait do you have a signature on your texts? me: no………engineering integrity
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white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]
me: no im latina
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I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”
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what’s the mood for february?
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Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…
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My shit? The postiest.
My fruit? The loopiest.
My rice? The c r i s p i e s t
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A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
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:)!!!
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a gift for @askthebloodswappedgang
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a gift for @askthebloodswappedgang
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all time favorite quote c:
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