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This was a really difficult cipher, Professor Van Helsing, I’m not surprised you had to diagram it out.

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Sypha Belnades and Trevor Belmont and Greta and Alucard, Castlevania, Poly

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Requested by @thebestworstidea

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^^^^

Sword gays showdown, round 3 of bracket one

Propaganda:

For Alucard:

He has a sword that he can command to fly around. He's bisexual. He's depressed. He's both the direct opposite of his father and too much like him. He's part of the most disastrous polycule to ever exist. He's a jerk. I love him, he's very important to me.

Symphony of the Night has too much of a cultural impact to not have him be included here. He’s an aroace icon with a huge sword collection (he’s bisexual in the animated series). He has a flying sword familiar and a sword he can hold in his hands. Loves taking naps.

For Zoro:

Literally training to be the greatest swordsman in the world. Has a special three swords technique (one blade in each hand plus one with the handle held in his teeth). I haven't read the manga or watched the anime but the live action adaptation gives me extremely gay vibes and based on the fandom things I've seen I'm not the only one

bro uses three swords. has one in his mouth. dont ask how the HELL he manages that. one day he will be the worlds greatest swordsman....after he beats the current greatest for both the titles of greatest swordsman and fruitiest swordsman. he's dramatic as FUUUCK like bro what the hell. has homoerotic fights with the local twink like everyday. directionally challenged, can and will get lost in a paper bag, doesnt know left from right...he probably cant read, too. hes too silly ngl

First of all, im in like episode 250 and so far he hasnt been shown attracted to any woman at all during the whole show so far, not even when one changed clothes in the same room as him and this is anime so you know there were other characters with bloody noses and shit. With that out of the way he wields three swords at once [two in his hands, one is his goddamn mouth dude. Its cool af trust me.] When he was little he made a promise to his best friend that he'd be the best swordsman in the world. Later she died in a tragic accident and left her sword which he still uses today. He also carries a cursed sword but he overpowers the curse with a combination of skill and sheer luck. He got stuck in a chimney. While his crewmates sail their ship he takes naps. He learned how to cut through metal by fighting a guy who could turn his body into metal blades. That's metal. He refuses to fight this liberal marine officer because she looks like his childhood best friend and its just understandably really awkward for him. He's autistic. He's a he/him bisexual lesbian. He's a gay man. He's ace/aro. He's whatever you want him to be babey!!

he has 3 swords, wields one in his mouth sometimes, his dream is to be the greatest swordsman in the world

three swords and big aroace-spec gay vibes

He not only has a sword he has *three* swords. He's absolutely gay there's no way to see this man as straight. Also one time he licked his sword for no reason and that was really funny to me so I had to mention it

Look, this man thinks about three things: Swords, His Captain, and Booze. He’s on a quest to be the worlds greatest swordsman. The Live action has a scene where he declares his undying, unwavering loyalty to his captain WHILE reaffirming his promise to be the worlds greatest swordsman. At this point His dream and his Captain are so intertwined it’s crazy. Man is so sword-y he’s got three of them. When one of his swords broke he carried its empty scabbard until he was able to give it a SWORD FUNERAL. He hears a sword is cursed and takes that as a challenge. He will literally tell his swords off for “bad behavior” when they “act up” due to being straight up cursed. He tests one by throwing it in the air and sticking his arm out to see if it is so blood thirsty and ill tempered that it will cut him. Even though he’s literally the first mate if you ask him what his role is he’s going to answer Swordsman.

He's dedicated his life to two things: becoming the greatest swordsman in the world and his captain, Luffy. 

He mastered the three sword style. Its his style. It would've been more swords but he could only fit one sword in each hand and one in his mouth. He wants to be the world's greatest swordsman, a deal he made with his childhood best frenemy (before she died falling down the stairs). He thought he was All That at the start and was almost completely decimated by the actual Worlds Greatest Swordsman. Now, after two years forced training with that guy, he's probably in the top tier no-doubt, and honestly could already be the best but we just don't know for sure yet. Also, did I mention: he's got the whole demon/devil imagery going on at times. And he has absolutely no sense of direction! plus is a total softie when it comes to Chopper and all the children who somehow gravitate towards him. And he loves naps!

One of the guy's main goals in life is to be the best sword fighter and he fights with three swords which I think is telling enough of his skill.

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Alucardussy

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Watchin' CV again I miss him sm

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The trio is back!!!!

A piece that I started and just wanted to finish so I can get to other projects.

Happy Friday and stay warm out there.

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King (One Piece) V.S. Sypha Belnades (Castlevania)

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My lovely friend commissioned @sandwichartistdatzu for this gorgeous piece from a scene in my Castlevania urban fantasy AU when they found out I wasn’t having the best few weeks and surprised me with it yesterday and I’m still crying.

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They spoil their vampire boyfriend r o t t e n uwu

(Look me up @ BornFreak on Patre0n for the uncropped version)

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Thinking about former brother Trevor… o(-<

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Sypha: you know who is in charge.

Trevor: *mumbles* yes

Alucard: who is in charge?

Sypha: not you.

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Baby Belmont asking, “Daddy, do you love Alucard?”

Trevor: Oh, that monster?

Baby Belmont: Daddy, he’s not a monster!

Trevor: I mean, he is, he’s half-vampire-

Baby Belmont: WAAAAAH, TAKE THAT BACK! WHY YOU SO MEAN?

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Baby Belmont: Daddy called you a monster! That’s mean.

Alucard: But I am a monster.

Baby Belmont: TAKE THAT BACK!

Alucard: No, really, I’m a monster. A half-vampire and some genuinely dodgy things in my past. I do fit the definition technically and metaphorically.

Baby Belmont: DON’T CALL YOURSELF A MONSTER! DON’T BE MEAN TO YOURSELF.

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I christmas-ed my icon/header lmfao

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Some modern au shenanigans

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title: only then i am human, only then i am clean rating: M (canon-typical violence, gore, horror, ritualistic cults, discussions of pregnancy, mild suggestive themes) word count: 9,594 summary: After a diplomatic visit to an isolated commune goes horribly wrong, Alucard is forced to confront a much more monstrous side of himself. Meanwhile Trevor and Sypha try to offer comfort despite their shock.

Written for day 4 of @trephacardweek! The prompt was dirty/clean/touch ❤️ 

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Soft Trepha below the cut, because the brainrot is real and they make me so  s o f t 

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Camp for tonight 🌲

Day 5 Travel for #TrephacardWeek!