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Me: what a lovely day

*stormy foggy hell outside, immediately becomes soaked after leaving house*

Me (soaked): outstanding.

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the process of demisexuality

Make cool friend

Hang out with friend

Trust friend

Realise that you could potentially like them even though before your friendship you had as much attraction to them as you would a Trash Can

Friend gets in another relationship almost immediately after realisation

Mourn being forever alone

Say nothing to friend

Be eaten 80 years later by your multiple pets in your apartment for one

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growing up, some kids did drugs. others smoked. some drank too much. i did fandoms and i swear i was higher than any of them could ever be.

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Pets

It seems that when people ask you if you have pets, they only really seem to want to talk about their own

This makes it difficult to regale them with stories of raising several baby mini goats at once

(their loss)

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Hobbies

Currently I do karate at the same dojo as my brother - he is now permitted to beat me up by a sensei in a position of Authority

This would be more distressing if I wasn't already getting beaten up by the eight year olds who've been able to do more push-ups than me since they were born

what a time to be alive

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The thing about me is that I read so much fanfiction that I forget that the shows don't Actually Have that pairing

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Once I had a dream that my dad was able to grow veloceraptors from apple seeds. He gifted the first 'batch' to me and my brother, and when I woke up I was unsure of what terrified me more; the dinosaurs or the responsibility of parenthood