sarah. adult. she/her but idc all that much so use whatever you feel like. a little bit of tlt, cr, ttrpgs, fallout, and other bideo bames. a whole lot of everything else. useless dyke and general bitch.
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I had a dream last night that during the fjorester wedding liveshow, instead of taking hit points in a battle, every time Matt did damage he was deducting people off the guest list. Laura was going ballistic.
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nice
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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
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really really mind boggling how since the whole tariff thing started you can hear in the news every day that america cannot function without cheap overseas labor and that the exact same labor would have to be abundantly compensated in the us of a and then we just breeze past that. like um guys. the evil implication is right behind me, isn't it
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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
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Character who acts how “horror characters are so stupid, if they made good decisions this wouldn’t happen” people want characters to act, but it’s not a horror movie and it’s abundantly clear that this person is paranoid beyond the point of being able to function
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I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
#this literally just happened to me#I was trying to make a lemon peach syrup and I walked away for five minutes too long and it started caramelizing#I tried salvaging the peach slop into candy but. well. burnt caramel and peach isn’t very good 🥲#I’m on take two right now with raspberries instead since I used all the peaches. wish me luck. and learn from my mistakes
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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.
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I know that somewhere out in space, there is a place called the Oort Cloud. I don't know anything about it, and I am not immediately concerned with learning more about it. All I have is the concept of its existence. I think this is Hideo Kojima's relationship to the concept of women.
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(Well, there is a man here.)
Do you believe it so?
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