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Later

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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*Jax enters back into her ship and, while carrying Tera like this, hops and vaults over the counter into the back area

*You see basic forge supplies, equipment, and furniture, but in one doorway in the corner of the forge is a room that is filled to the brim with blankets, pillows, and plushies. She lives in a nest

Ever heard of "Sleeping on It?" Maybe you just need someone to take care of you for once

*She places you in, not on, the pile as she sleeps nearby you, getting comfy in the mountain of warmth and bedding

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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*Jax looks at you suspiciously

... Nah

*They pick you up under your arms like a household cat before slowly going back inside the shop

You're coming with me to bed, no choice

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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*The weight of the night hits you mildly as you yawn with Jax

No, it's late and your sleeping schedule is fucked. You need to take care of yourself first

*Jax slowly stands up and offers a hand to help Tera

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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Well, it's late and you need to sleep. I'm tired myself, despite not doing much today except hanging out with you

Are you sure you aren't tired?

[Con roll, why not]

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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You need to live yourself, that's an important thing to remember. Selflessness is a virtue, but you have to remember that selflessness can make you selfNONE once you go to far

At least, that's what Boss always said

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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You have to charge SOMETHING decent, they would not only expect it would be expensive, so it being moderate is amazing, but you need money!

You have to live too you idiot

*They drop the stick again, instead giving it an INSANE amount of spin to mess with Itsy

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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So you're a traveling merchant kind of deal, that's cool

*Jax continues to play with Itsy

Your eyes getting heavy

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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Oh yeah, cats have a hard time staying awake- how many times have you ever stayed up into the night?

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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Maybe they're smarter than you give credit for... Except that they're a spider, of course they can climb a rope; web adjacent enough I guess

*They grab the stick and drop it towards get left over the edge

... Beautiful night, huh?

*By now it's reaching midnight, after both of you rambled so long about your artificer class. There's no light pollution, so the sky can be seen clearly

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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*Jax lightly tosses a stick over the gap

That's good to hear. Seems like they act like one too. Golden retriever?

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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Well, as long as they're smarter than a mouse, it makes sense

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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*5 minutes later

*Itsy is tied to a string of which Jax is holding, swinging from one platform to another. Jax is just sitting on the roof, relaxing with Tera as they watch the spider

I'd make something more, but this is enough

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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... I have an idea! If you want me to try something. I used to do it as a child

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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*Jax dives deep into her gun knowledge, recounting it in great heroic detail as if it were some legendary quest to slay the great evil

*Despite all of that grandeur and depth, what Tera realizes is that Jax has been winging it day 1 with literally 0 text books and somehow she had a vaguely successful shop

So, that's all I know on Guns

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*

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... Would've been really cool

*Jax's face does down a little, slouching on the counter. After a few seconds, their metaphorical ears pick up as they straighten out with a smile

Anyways, wanna see how I make my guns?

*After some time traveling you notice something interesting *A small town that wasn't there before, deep into some estranged place *You aren't quite sure where this place IS exactly, but it's fine, middle of the forest isn't strange for a new town *Checking the very edges of it, you notice that everyone is there is monster-kin, mostly kobolds though, with very little human existence *Weird monster village, cute

*A catfolk with large ears that flick at every noise and black fur, slowly looks around the village with bright yellow eyes, trying to gauge if she would be welcomed here. A small spider construct around the size of a cat follows her, making mechanical noises every now and then at her.*