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Look at those white lil sockss 🥺

Terzo and his cat Missy! She is a wedding gift heehehhe

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the ghouls are very interesting because they refuse to run on a treadmill (swiss says its too bouncy, sunny hates the noise, and the frequency of the electricity bothers phantom) so copia had to literally buy a human sized hamster wheel.

however, because of mountain and aether's large stride length, it had to be XXL large so the ghouls could run on all fours.

so the only place to put it...is in the main sanctuary:

"Blessed Dark Lord, today we raise our sins as an offering--"

*squeak squeak squeak*

Phantom scuttles on the giant wheel on the far side of the room, but the acoustics of the nave only amplify the sounds.

Copia sighs and continues on, reraising his incense burner. A sibling giggles, but everyone in the pews looks back at their unholy bibles.

"We give our sins as an offering for the deconsecration of this unholy cathedral that we call home. Let us be cursed by happiness, embraced by community, and--"

*squeak squeak THUMP thump-thump*

Everyone turns to see that Phantom lost his momentum and was forcefully tumbled around like an armadillo caught in a hurricane. He sits up, smiles brightly and starts to run on the wheel again.

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pose studies ft smiley ghoul 🦷🦷

jumpscare warning of art that's actually from this year 👀

also peep the rain stares into your soul

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“johnny?”

“who’s johnny?”

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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Sint heeft z’n big naturals uit

post sinterklaas big naturals

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Holy shit I love this so much

Everyone always says how Tales From The Gas Station is like if Gravity Falls was made for an older audience and the gas station has to be at the edge of Gravity Falls, wellllllll what if?

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Ghost doesn't cutesy talk cats, he talks to them like other adult men and it's hilarious.

They're at a safehouse, and Ghost is listening to the radio, Price hears him talking to someone, and he's confused because both of his sergeants are conked out asleep.

So, he walks around the corner and finds Ghost sitting on a step with the radio playing and a stray kitten biting his laces while he talks to her. "I don't believe shoelaces constitute part of a balanced diet."

John just sits down on the step next to him and ignores how his knees click. "What's her name?"

"She's yet to disclose name or rank, but given that she's clearly smarter than those two through there, I'd say she's a lieutenant." He responds so dryly that John can't help but snort.

"Ah, I see. Making her way through the ranks at her young age, impressive." He leans forward to pet the kitten, flattening down the tuft of fur sticking up on her head.

"She's a hard worker, look at those paws. Grubby, she's been busy."

The kitten offers them a mewl in response, and he nods accordingly.

"She's stern, reminds me of Laswell."

That makes Ghost laugh.

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I think this might be my new magnum opus

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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a slow shift tonight

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Mike and Mike!

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Shitty'est phone doodle ever

Im tryna start posting art lolol

OC is Cone-Man, an android, based on my roblox avatar

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Byler- dig dug

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this is me atm feeling bad about wanting churchgate because that means vecna will hurt the gays and cause more trauma for my sons....

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Real.

Gonna start saying "only the fox god knows" when someone asks me why I'm unemployed

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the way they look at each other might be the end of the world