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endrin’s letter continues to be insane.

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she asked if I had protection, I said “babygirl we don’t got a tank but I am a DPS (dicking per second)” anyways short story long she said it wasn’t very funny and that she’s long past her mercy heal slut phase. I was more blue in the face than my balls at that point. The vibe was dead. I excused myself and proceeded to take my own life in her bathroom.

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My favorite no context spoiler for Warframe is how you have to save an AI by doing dubstep composition via parkour in order to unlock Hatsune Miku Warframe

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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

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a collection

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colors

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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time

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When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.  

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wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

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I can totally see Dakota and the MC being a super messy celebrity couple but they're just doing that for shits and giggles (+ it gives them some privacy)

dakota takes fame as a joke and thinks a lot of hollywood is lame so yes they'd definitely be like that haha

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I know I quit but I miss smoking

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I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said “I love your necklace!!” and another girl said “I love love love love your necklace!” and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more “love” to their sentences and then one girl just said “its not that great”