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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “Dirt Under Your Fingernails” ↳ "I think the cycle only ends when you find the will to walk away."

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one thing the course of the october revolution convinces me of is how terrible abstentionism is as a strategy

abstentionists: "we don't recognize your authority and will refuse to participate in your assembly!"

guys who show up to meetings: "okay." *ignore the abstentionists then eighteen months later have them rounded up and shot*

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Taking a woman out of her masculine era and into her soft feminine era is a real flex... That means you are leading correctly & you brought her peace

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venison stew….. save me venison stew

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My top three rules for world building:

How are these bitches eating?

How do these bitches stay warm at night?

Who is paying for all of this bullshit?

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One of my favorite D&D gags that I ever came up with is part of a oneshot I've run a few times where the party is hired by a young wizard to help clear out a few active security measures in a tower that the wizard inherited from her old teacher.

The first obstacle to be cleared is the re-animated skeletons that the old wizard was using for gardening help. It's a pretty straightforward fight, but during the encounter, players may notice one particular raised bed of herbs that is set back in a corner of the garden by itself.

Upon further investigation, this one raised bed is absolutely shining with magical protections. There are runes carved into the wood of the bed, gemstones inlaid in the top of it, this bed is absolutely protected out the ass... and an arcana check shows that the protections are all pointed inward, attempting to keep what's in there from getting out.

What's growing in that raised bed, you may ask? What is so dangerous that the old wizard felt the need to place all these protections?

Mint.

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When it comes to Warhammer 40K, I’m constantly torn between understanding that the setting is intentionally dark and terrible because it’s intended as a satire of authoritarianism and totalitarianism yet at the same time wanting things to get better for humanity.

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siken saw his words being twisted and he’s having none of it god bless

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All or nothing duo strikes again

This looked funnier in my head

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i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

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mierda

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things I expected from watching glass onion with my family: a fun evening with a movie I know we’ll all enjoy

things I did not expect from watching glass onion with my family: my mother going on a 15 minute rant about how much she hates Hugh grant (based on his 15 seconds of screen time) and how Benoit Blanc deserves better, and then my dad defending Hugh Grant because he was holding a sourdough starter and that’s the ‘sign of a caring partner’