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u know when u listen to music u haventt listened to in forever and u're just like. damn. 13 y/o me is in there.

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girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

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No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story

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i just had a dream that my parents had a crab and i went to feed him and my mom goes "we dont feed him until hes in his costume" and then 5 minutes later he's swimming around the tank in a vampire outfit

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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im in snifftown

ID: Orange and white tabby sniffing some bread closely and with his paw folded cutely

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actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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... why was the gendered slur necessary???

We’re not having this debate about cunt again. Your friends and nice people are good cunts or sound cunts, people who do bad things are stupid cunts.

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite