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a-god-of-calamity · 8 months ago
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Day060 Ever Crisis Bunny Tifa😘 Patreon: https://patreon.com/liangxing Gumroad: https://gumroad.com/liangxing Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kikoldraws/
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a-god-of-calamity · 9 months ago
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Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari (Tales of Wedding Rings) - Pop Up Parade Hime Figure by Good Smile Company announced.
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a-god-of-calamity · 9 months ago
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Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari (Tales of Wedding Rings) - Episode 2 Story Visual
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a-god-of-calamity · 9 months ago
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Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari (Tales of Wedding Rings) - Episode 7 Story Visual
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a-god-of-calamity · 9 months ago
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Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari (Tales of Wedding Rings) - Episode 9 Story Visual
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a-god-of-calamity · 1 year ago
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a-god-of-calamity · 3 years ago
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a-god-of-calamity · 3 years ago
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hello all my dsmp followers who don’t engage in the walking dead, i have something for you i think you might find funny-
things that have happened in the walking dead that don’t feel real:
hershel telling rick that his ass is not fat enough to be a farmer
a literal soviet satellite falling out of the sky
rick and carl having a super depressing super serious conversation while michonne was in the background munching on some bread
alpha leading negan into the woods, making him get naked at gunpoint, only for him to turn around and find that she, too, is naked, and this is just how she tells him she wants to fuck him??
*talking to a statue of jesus* “AYO JC YOU TAKIN’ REQUESTS?”
the gang, for at least a second, genuinely considering naming lori’s newborn daughter “little ass-kicker”
the gang trying to survive a snow storm while negan sits in the corner of the room, chained to the wall, basically doing the equivalent of the “hey eric look at me- bitch.” meme
“language! i’m a kid, asshole”
a dog that was literally named. dog
tara walking back into alexandria after being missing for weeks in cheap plastic sunglasses with a big grin on her face as if NOTHING happened
“a baseball bat doesn’t have a pussy!”
a dude that literally pretends to be a medieval king, makes all the guards in his community (called the kingdom) ride on horses and act like knights, all while having a PET TIGER
aaron having a metal arm
that episode that was just carol making soup for 50 minutes while chasing around a rat and fighting back dog
“pardon me young man and excuse the shit out of my goddamn french-”
eugene’s first day at the sanctuary - getting a whole jar of pickles just because he can, doing 3rd grade science experiments, finding a plushie and naming it a gremblygunk, impressing negan and at the same time managing to annoy the shit out of him-
the governor bridal-style carrying tara and lilly’s father out of a room
those people that live in a junkyard and their leader, jadis, who makes sculptures out of wire while butt-ass naked, who kidnapped negan once and tied him to a skateboard, kidnapped rick and photographed him naked for “later” and turned out to have ties to one of the most cryptic group of people who literally no one knows anything about apart from the fact that have helicopters and have been in the background of the show since episode one???
“mother dick”
twd fans feel free to add, everyone else feel free to be confused </3
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a-god-of-calamity · 3 years ago
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The basement of the guild tends to be closed and dark most of the times...
Commission for @a-god-of-calamity thank you so much!! ♥ I had a lot of fun doing this.
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a-god-of-calamity · 4 years ago
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Vision literally has some of the best lines in the MCU:
A thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts
What is grief, if not love persevering
And now:
I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next?
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a-god-of-calamity · 4 years ago
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I think one of the most universal human experiences is feeling alone. You’d never know it, but there’s most likely tons of people feeling the exact same way.
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a-god-of-calamity · 4 years ago
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WHAT???
Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol
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a-god-of-calamity · 4 years ago
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let's talk more about deeper stuff. yes. go ahead and ask me about my opinions on soulmates, about what i think about stars, tell me about that cute cat you saw on your way to school, about a bunch of flowers you bought for your mom. tell me how you would describe this world, your aesthetics, your visions and dreams, about secret adventures still oblivious to your parents. ask me about the time of history no one cares about, about art and poems, talk about a favorite tattoo you would like to have, your favorite songs and what they mean to you, that movie which made you cry. describe that person you are in love with and your plans about confessing to them. do you like rooftop conversations or sleepovers? do you regret something so badly it keeps you up at night? what is your story? how do you want it to be? what do you want to be? tell me more. tell them all.
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a-god-of-calamity · 4 years ago
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netflix viewers catching up on the 100 now that season 7 has landed:
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everybody who watched it weekly as it aired:
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a-god-of-calamity · 4 years ago
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Ephram's Princeton essay
Tell us about yourself in such a way that we will have a good sense of who you are.  Five hundred words.  I wish you had asked me that 2 years ago, I could have told you exactly who I was, who I’d be.
Two years ago I know it all, and the thing is, I was right. Plans are like candy to the fates. The only thing you can ever be sure of is nothing ever goes the way you imagined. I should probably be used to that by now.
The thing is you can never tell when everything you counted on might fall apart,. no matter how solid the rock. Rocks break. Everything changes even when you think you’re sure. Especially. To be fair if I was one of the Fates looking down at the best-laid plans of dumb little people I’d probably see mine and wanna mess with them too.
You wanna know about me in 500 words? I get scared sometimes and disappointed. I have doubts and I love getting my way. I don’t like change, but I know it’s good for me and inevitable. So I welcome it as best I can.
There’s a poem by Johann Frank that says it better than I will.
“Defy the old dragon, defy fear.  The world may rage and quake but I shall remain singing in perfect peace.”
Yeah things happen. Things you don’t expect or want or like. The world rages and you become someone you didn’t know you’d ever be. And there you are, in your clothes, in your life. This is my future. This is me.
This is me and I want things I never thought I would. I want the possibilities a school like Princeton can afford. A place to grow, meet new people, a place to be surprised when life turns out to be nothing like I imagined.  And to be grateful for it in…perfect peace.
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a-god-of-calamity · 4 years ago
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My good opinion once lost is lost forever.
- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
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a-god-of-calamity · 4 years ago
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“I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things! Cut! It! Out!”
— Darcy, probably
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