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MOVING MY BLOG

Moving over to @tf2-simps

please go follow there!! I deeply apologize for being so iffy over here but I promise I will be on more over there please check it out its all empty right now and requests are open!!

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Sorry for the late replies but once i get home that inbox will be empty >:)

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Not a request but just say that your writtings are really cool. They never fail to make me smile all the time. So yeah, here is an medal for your wonderful work that you make. *gives you a medal with a big smiley face on it*

Oh gosh i…🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰 I haven’t touched this blog in ages so to hear that my writting is still making people happy and that people enjoy it makes me so happy!! I have (hopefully) improved in my writing since then and I’ve been wanting to get back into posting on this blog so I hope you enjoy content thats going to come later!!

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Hey!! I’ve been getting a lot of notifications on this blog and was wondering if anybody would be interested if I opened this blog back up for asks?

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Heyyyyy bestie!

It's ya boi coconut anon again. Since I sent my last ask I've been working on actually writing the fic, so here's a sneak peak in the form of the tenth class's intro:

MEET THE

INFORMANT

[The video slowly fades away from black into a badly lit room full of screens and loose papers.]

"If you asked my younger self where I thought I would be at this age, I would not have guessed 'a hot-ass mercenary base in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere'."

[A gloved hand slams down a mug followed by the clacking of keys]

"But to be fair,"

[The figure stretches in their chair which had a red bomber jacket thrown on top of it, popping their joints and spinning around]

"I don't completely mind"

[They give their most charming smile to the camera, glasses crooked and shirt slightly rumpled. They leaned back in their seat, gathering wind as if to go on a rant, only to immediately bolt up at a tiny blip from one of the surveillance cameras, their expression falling.]

"Ah tits, gimme a sec luv."

[The camera cuts to a side view as they spins back, tapping the microphone in front of them.]

"Good mornin' lads, the cams just cought a flash o' blue, so feel free to dropkick anyone you suspect of being a Spy. Not for safety reasons, just for my personal amusement."

[They clicked the microphone off, turning back to the camera.]

"Looking out for 9 grown men is not an easy feat. Looking out for 9 grown men with the intellect of a sea cucumber when combined, however, is even worse."

[They gestured around to the monitors behind them]

"I need to keep an eye on the entire battlefield, since one of these fookers can turn invisible while some others just take great pride in takin' a shite on the laws of physics for fun."

[The cameras showed slightly grainy footage of the RED mercenary base, the other members of the team bustling about until the feed cut off on one screen, marked by another alarm blip]

"But to be honest, at least I'm a main character now."

[They gave another cheeky smirk to the metaphorical camera that only they could see, clicking on their microphone.]

"Enemy Spy spotten outside the gymnasium, heading towards the Intelligence."

[They leaned back casually, flicking a switch and causing Tom Jones's 'It's Not Unusual' to crackle out of the loudspeakers, drowning out the noises of the enemy Spy being met with the full brunt of team RED.]

"Ahhh, music to my ears."

[They brought their mug to their lips, giving one last wink to the camera which fizzled out with a loud pop of static]

[The Team Fortress 2 theme blaired out, showing the full lineup of team RED, now including the Informant holding a laptop]

YYOOOOOOOOO IM SORRY IM SO LATE TO REPLYING BUT THIS???? OMFFG THIS KICKS ASSS BROO💖💖💖💖💕💖💖❤🥺🥺😭😭😭❤💖💕 YOU GOTTA TEACH ME SOME WRITING TIPSS!!!

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YOU FED US SO GOOD WITH THOSE DEMO HEADCANONS BLESSED BE💖💖

BABAHAGSHSHAGSJFJG🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭 ANON HUSH YOU'RE MAKIN ME SOFT OVER HERE- UGH IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THEM THO THAT MEANS SO MUCH, BLESS YOU❤💕💕❤💖💖💖💖

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hey are matchup requests open? i just wanted to ask before sending just in case lol

Sorry, but for now I'm closing my match up request until I get back into the sway of posting things, but once I readjust I'll probably open it back up!!

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I'm the same guy from the counter question, pyro would probably be more defense ig, heavy would be unbackstabbable, the spy fire resistance and more cloak meter, it has endless possibilities

Sjvmbkdjskgdjjs oh this is perfect!! I almost wanna write a fic outta this- tho I probably wont ajfkvkjd

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It would be funny if their s/o was an exact counter to their counter, example: engineers s/o making an unsappable sentry, so on and so forth

OK YES AGREED!!! This could easily make an enemies to lovers type of thing or a lot of playful teasing and I'm all in for it XDD

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Can we get literally anything for Demo?? I am starved of content for my husband and I miss him deeply. Maybe some hcs for his s/o being a witch or just some general romantic hcs?

you may have some general romantic headcannons of sweet Demo!! I hope you enjoy these!!

Very affectionate. Demoman is an absolute sweetheart

He's a little shy about it at first but if you let him he loves PDA whether giving or receiving

He tends to overwork himself so if you make him take it down a notch or bring him some tea or tell him to go to bed he really appreciates it and will return it ten fold

He actually likes to cook and if you offer to watch or help he gets very happy and it'll probably get the kitchen really messy but yall are having fun and he likes to hold you

Please let this man carry you he likes to show off his strength and likes to know you're safe in his arms

Super helpful. Legend holds if you clap your hands twice he'll warp to you on command

Seriously though if you need anything from chores to work to getting out of a check up from Medic and escaping he is great at helping and will gladly assist you if you ask

Please do stupid shit with him at 1am like blowing up a marshmallow in the microwave or testing how hot something can get before it accidently ruins the oven

Spontaneously switches between domestic and "you're my getaway ride"

He's subtle about it but he slowly gets more and more attatched to you and you don't notice until you realize he's been tailing you everywhere

You gotta go pick up something from the store? He conveniently has to go as well. You call for Medic on the other side of the battlefield? He'll just sticktbomb his way there and save you before you can die

Y'all probably have a weekly movie night where you either pick really good movies or make fun of bad movies together and cuddle with a bunch of blankets and snacks and throw food into eachothers mouth

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Okay, so I fully emptied my inbox and reopened my asks to anyone that's wanting to send something in <3

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I hope you're doing okay and aren't overworking yourself

Thank you!!!! 🥺🥺🥰 I'm real sorry for the lack of work recently, I've been planning on mostly answering things over the weekend since I got school over the weekdays, i apologize if i made you worry but thank you for the check up<3<<333

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Mercs caught under mistletoe with reader?

Ooooo!!! Yesyesyess!!! It's not christmas but who cares? Let's do this!!!

Trigger warnings: swear words because I like insulting spy jgmfkweirj

-Scout-

He's probably the one that set up the mistletoe to begin with

He set it up and then proceeded to forget about it so when he realizes he's caught under the mistletoe with you he's a mix of excited and flustered

He'll point out the mistletoe to you if you haven't already noticed it and if you let him kiss you he'll cup your cheeks and give you a big smooch before quickly darting off to the nearest room

He just kinda panics the whole time until you tell him it's fine and that you didn't mind kissing him

Which he then goes back to being a cocky doofus after you've washed away his doubt

-Soldier-

No! He shall not participate in such silly things as mistletoes!! If he's going to kiss his crush he's going to do it in a special way, not because someone put a few dead leaves over his head, he can do that any day he wants!!

No but actually he's really good at hiding it but he can't get over the thought of kissing you

He's quick about it and gives you a quick but loving kiss

He completely owns it too. No embarrassment shall be seen near him!! He won't shut up about it and keeps bosting about the fact that he kissed you

He'll probably come into your room later that day and throw a mistletoe at you before asking you to kiss him again

-Pyro-

You...kissing...it??? Yes pleass

Pyro is naturally very affectionate but you'll still catch it shyly twirling its fingers or fiddling with its sache

Pyro will get quite ecstatic even if you just kiss it on its mask

But if you offer kissing it in private without it's mask, poor fella will become hotter than fire and redder than it too

It will defiently not say no to kissing you though and quickly grab your hand and drag you off

It is very shy about kissing you especially because it isn't really too experienced when it comes to kissing and it might get too nervous to look you in the eyes

If you kiss Pyro anyways than expect it to be cuddle in your arms for the rest of the day

-Demoman-

He's surprised. For some reason it didn't occur to him that he would end up underneath a mistletoe like this

He plays it off as some holiday shenanigans like he doesn't really care that he's kissing you, but deep down he wishes it was a serious thing

He's very soft and tender about it and he let's you kiss him because he doesn't want to accidently make you uncomfortable

If you go up to him later and ask if he actually wants to become a thing he has to pinch himself to check if he's dreaming or not

It takes a while to wrap his head around what just happened because he never thought he'd get that experience

-Heavy-

He wasn't originally going to participate into things like mistletoes or such but he eventually got persuaded into it

He couldn't really remember how this happened. One minute he was just enjoying himself, and the next second he was under a mistletoe with his crush

He didn't really know how to react, he decided to just be quick about it because the longer he stood there the longer he got embarrassed

Afterwards he'll come up to you and ask if you actually want to become a couple and such

He is very good at keeping his composer but this is probably one of the very few times where you see it slip a little

-Engineer-

He gets quite flustered at the realization of being stuck under a mistletoe with you

He insists that y'all don't gotta kiss if you don't want to, not because he doesn't want to, but because he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable

He's really bad at hiding his feelings and it's rather quite obvious to anyone really

When you two go to kiss he wraps his arms around your hips and he's very gentle and makes sure to not do anything too rough

He keeps chuckling afterwards and highkey replaying the moment in his head

He's a bit of a mess and keeps stumbling over his words and has to break to his room so he can collect himself and learn how to form a coherent sentance again

-Sniper-

Noooooooo nononno

Poor feral man you can see his brain shut down

Tries to hide his face by tucking his hat down more forward

He'll grumble some nonsense under his breath before giving you a small peck on the lips and darting off to who knows where

If you tail after him you get to watch him mumble a bunch of gibberish and the only coherent part probably him saying "I love you"

You're going to have to go up to him after the event because he's too busy contemplating everything to be able to confront you about it

He's feeling a lot of feelings that he can't communicate

-Medic-

He doesn't believe it at first

He keeps refusing it until you tell him to look upwards and he does the whole "I'm not gullible" nonsense

When he does realize that he actually is caught under a mistletoe with you he takes a swig of beer before full on smashing his lips into yours

He tries to laugh it off like it was just some christmas nonsense and there totally weren't any feelings involved

Except there definitely were feelings involved

Definetly a bit of noticeable red on his cheeks afterwards and he's hoping no one else saw how deeply he kissed you

-Spy-

Oh he purposely lead you into the mistletoe with him

He knew what he was doing, he's a bastard like that

"Oh, a mistletoe? How did that get there?~"

He's very confident about the whole thing, one hand on your hip, other cupping your face, and a soft kiss against your lips

He's enjoying seeing your flustered reaction and he's glad you can't see the very shy hint of red on his cheeks

He's just glad you simply fell for it

Ugh he's a smug asshat about the whole thing and the only thing that would wipe the stupid grin off his face is either a slap or a kiss

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What if sniper trying to work up the courage to confess to his crush(reader), only for his crush to confess to HIM just before he was going to say?

Ooooo!!! I really like this idea!!!!

Trigger warnings: ask to tag

It takes Sniper a while to finally work up the courage for it

As you know he's fairly reserved and isn't the best talker or making friends, so asking out someone is a big leap for him

He wrote down all of what he wanted to say and receited it to himself a bit befor deciding that he would just wing it

There were so many times where he got close to doing it before chickening out last second or getting to anxious to even bother

He might actually pull away from you a bit out of over thinking things

When he does finally build up the courage to do it he's a mess about it

But before he can say anything once you start confessing he's just looking at you in pure shock and is quite flustered

It might seem like a bad reaction at first but he's just trying to wrap his head around the fact that someone asked out him and is in love with him

He's speachless for a bit before pulling you into a tight hug and ends up kissing you

He quickly starts telling you that he was about to ask you out!

You two end up having a bit of a laugh over it cause what are the odds?

Sniper is 11/10 laying awake at night sometimes thinking about the odds of this and how loved and lucky he is

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I know this will be very specific but how about the mercs [of your choice] with a crush that is just really against her or her food related items being touched, when you want to shake her hand you need to ask for permission first or when touching her fork. For not reason at all. It's pretty weird ik

Hey, this isn't weird at all, don't worry!!! <3

Trigger warnings: strong language

-Scout-

Scout is Mr.grabbygrabbytoucheverything so he has to adjust a bit to this

But he cares about you so he doesn't mind having to adjust and he says sorry anytime he accidnelty forgets to ask first

He might do a little playful teasing at first but if you ask him to quit he'll stop

He immedietly jumps on anyone elses case if they start poking fun at you

He probably ends up asking a lot if you're up for a high-five or a hug or such

If you ever turn down his offer he might pout a little but only cause it's how he shows affection, but he respects it

-Medic-

He's intrigued and wants to know what the psychological stuff behind this, but he also understands its personal stuff and wont be pushy if you reject his research

If anyone goes to touch at you or your food stuff without asking he'll slap their hands away

Medic normally has to ask people if he can touch them because not many people like being touched by someone typically covered in blood, so he really doesn't mind

He'll make sure no one touches you unless they ask first

-Spy-

He's a gentleman, so the second you tell him that you don't like being touched or having certain things of yours touched without asking first he makes sure to never do it again

If someone is comming up to touch you he'll subtly get in the way between you two or stop them before they do

When he asks and if you do let him touch you, he's very gentle and careful about his movements so he doesn't do anything that might make you uncomfortable

He completely respects that you only allow people to touch you if they have your permission and he's kind of the way

If anyone tries to tease at you or bitch at you about it he will give them a glare that kills

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matchup pwease 👉🏻👈🏻

i'm a 5'2 girl with thicc thighs, fluffy and short hair(like to my jaw), and round glasses

my hobbies are mainly drawing, gaming, laying in my room very stressed but not doing anything about it, and scouts!

i'm a very quiet and shy person until you get to know me. I get nervous very easily and i have a lot of trouble being in large groups of people(personal space yall). And i love psychological horror and thriller!

i listen to almost all genres of music, but mostly avant garde(Will Wood is great)

if it means anything, i have autism, social anxiety and depression which i take medicine for :)

also i'm swedish hehe

thanks!! -🌻anon

I match you up withhhh,,,,

Sniper!!!

Neither of you are big fans on being in big groups, so you two get to just relax in eachothers room together. Sniper isn't too tech-savvy but he likes to watch you play video games and talk about what's going on and such! He loves watching you draw and if you ever get anxious he will let you talk or relax with him if you need it. You two probably have movie nights of taking turns watching yalls favorite films together and sometimes send eachother different songs to check out.

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this is super embarrassing but ive been having severe anxiety…. as in constantly scratching my arms and legs to the point where they’re bleeding and bruised,,,,,, could i request some of the mercs comfort? maybe heavy and soldier?

No need to be embarrassed, anon! I'm sorry this took a while to get to and I hope you're doing alright!!!

-Heavy-

Heavy tends to notice whenever you get anxious and he'll take you to the side whenever it happens and do his best to help calm you down

If you need to take your mind off of something he will read to you if you'd like or offer doing target practice with him

If you end up picking at your skin he'll pick you up or hold your hands to help you stop from doing it

He's a rather calm and laid back guy so sometimes the other mercs will come to him when he gets anxious so he knows a few tricks on handling it

He'll remind you to practice breathing exercises and to keep your mind off of whatver is bothering you until you feel a little less overwhelmed and can properly handle it since emotions can steer things a bit

-Soldier-

He doesn't really know how to handle anxiety, or a lot of things, but he's certainly trying

Whenever you get anxious it's probably one of the rare times where Soldier will talk a bit quieter so he doesn't make you more anxious

If you like to be alone or need space when anxious he'll quickly tell everyone else to bug off and will almost act like a body gaurd over you

Whenever he gets upset in any way petting or feeding his raccoons always helps him, and he let's you do that if that helps you. He assures you that they won't bite you

The first time he notices that you pick at your skin when you're anxious he immiedtly drags you off to Medic

He's very touchy and hands on so he'll give you hugs or hold your hand if it helps at all