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sexual orientation: when a vinyl record crackles
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who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
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WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
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im in the club high off purp with some shades on
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my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
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If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.
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nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
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there was a REALLY hot electrician at work today
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