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I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but some statistical tests low-key sound like they could be D&D spells. For example:

- Tukey's multiple comparisons vs Tasha's Hideous Laughter

- ANOVA vs Fireball

Got any more examples??

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Gorgeous gorgeous girls take their (tuberculosis) medications!

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Sapphic women in their dad's old polo shirts are beautiful and need to be protected at all costs.

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Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

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The only way in which I am a modern-day dragon is basically the way in which I hoard the Epic free games.

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I think the reason I like video essays on YouTube is because they are similar to scientific talks, except they are often about things less to do with my studies but more to do with my entertainment

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*calls a sex worker*

*ring ring*

"Dear customer, the person you are trying to reach is currently on vacation. Please call back in 5-7 business wanks. To leave a message, please speak after you hear the moan. "

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going insane because nimona is a movie about how hate is taught to us. it's a movie about how humans' first instinct is to be loving and caring and hate is something that doesn't come naturally. it's a movie about the difference of being perceived and being seen. it's a movie about wanting to be seen and understood. it's a movie about how hate can be unlearnt and love can be relearnt. it's a movie about how love always comes back to us in the end even though we think we have lost it. it's a movie about a little girl who was demonized to a comically large extent because she was a little different. it's a movie about that little girl finding love and a family. it's also a movie about blowing up bigots and dancing sharks.

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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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"How dare you free yourself from social expectations when I have had to drown in them??"

- A transphobe in the depths of their mind when they see a trans or GNC person, probably.

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Am I the only one who thought Mackenzie from Bluey was a girl??

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Tears fall on my cheeks

Release of held emotion

Is this what feels is?

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I want to be able to write a book one day where a character saying "I love the smell of sizzling." inspires deep lore analysis.

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When the topic of psyllium husk came in the family video call today, I was able to give whatever fair amount of knowledge I learnt from other queer folk about it, leading to my grandparents thinking I was so intelligent.

I'm glad you think so Grandma, but I literally only know about it because I'm gay, not intelligent.

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Still unsure on the aro part, I'll keep you posted on that haha

Me trying to understand how I can be 100% sure that I'm aroace when I have never felt attraction in my life, but knowing how attraction feels is the only way that could confirm me that I've never felt it

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"It was something adults said all the time. You'll change your mind when you're older. You never know what might happen. You'll feel differently one day. As if we teenagers knew so little about ourselves that we could wake up one day a completely different person. As if the person we are right now doesn't matter at all."

— 'Loveless' by Alice Oseman

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Nothing like seeing your favourite wholesome trans and cis bi interracial YouTube couple getting married finally after the pandemic interrupted their plans. I am revelling in the parasociality of it all 😌