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today I offer you a merman prince and a pirate. tomorrow? who knows...

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thank you MABEL🫡

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percy would not tease nico about the "not my type" line. my boy had zero self-esteem and was terrified of ruining his and nico's newfound friendship.

you know who would never let nico forget it?

annabeth.

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I personally believe that "The Campfire Song" is THE theme song of PJO

It just captures the vibes so perfectly

It's campy, it's goofy but has serious moments, dark humor, parent issues-

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Eurylochus really hit him with the “But we’ll die 🥺” after everything he did. Love him for that.

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this was funnier in my head idk lol

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Sally *on the iris massage*: Percy did you take your sister to camp again? We have discussed this before, it’s unsafe for her there and-

Percy: Mom, hold on, I don’t have Estelle, I left her with Paul

Paul *peeking into the room*: I had to go run an errand, but one of Percy’s friends came by and volunteered to watch Estelle until Sally was back. I thought you put her down for a nap

Sally *panicking*: Paul, none of Percy’s friends are in town! It’s the summer, all of them are at camp! Who did you give our daughter to?!

Coach Hedge *bursts into cabin 3*: Jackson! I lost my son, we’re scouting the camp, I need you to check in the lake

Percy:

Sally:

Paul:

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Clarrise *across town*: Do you guys think I should’ve told your parents where we went?

6 y.o. Chuck and Estelle *Clarrise stole took them for ice cream*: *simultaneously shake their heads*

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i think mabel somehow finds a picture of stan and ford's prom outfits and goes ham recreating the suits for her and dipper's prom

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THIS WAS SO HOT SORRY NOT SORRY

yeah? look at you? when you’re talking? how about… when I’m on my knees???

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headcanoning Ford is a much bigger menace than Stan during highschool days but he gets away with it..

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Frankenstan AU & corset piercings 🎀

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Leo Valdez headcanons

Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down

He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess

When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious

HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY

Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex

Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)

Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity

He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four

Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures

Goths in chunky boots🖤

Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset

The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes

Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much

Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him

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✨️my number 1# ✨️

love these old yaoi men so much guys 😩🩷

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octavian was such an interesting character, we need to talk more about this wet soppy loser

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends