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stan of crabs | she/her | celebrating the return of revolutionary scott
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going full tinfoil hat and saying the paper kingdom is happening but its going to be performed by the black parade now
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convinced they're fucking with me specifically on purpose at this point
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coming back to tumblr fully because i need to follow the muppet joker storyline in real time
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need to watch longlegs again with the besties...gazing into hell itself for 2 hours with the besties...
#i don't get people who say it wasn't scary#movies don't need jumpscares to be scary#sorry but if the movie holds an oppressive and deeply hellish atmosphere for 2 hours it scary#it counts as scary#longlegs
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taking 2024 movie recs because i've only seen 10 so far and exactly half of them have been shit
#i saw the tv glow and dune part 2 are godly#monkey man was great#i like abigail a lot#new planet of the apes was decent#the rest though#ugh#movies#i need to see challengers#i'll be seated day one for furiosa too
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everyone still alive over here?
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Fun fact Terry McGinnis/Batman beyond will be born this year cause he was born 8/18/2023
#okay who in new jersey will be naming their baby born that day “terry mcginnis”#someone's gotta do it
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Jasmin Savoy Brown as Mindy Meeks-Martin Scream VI (2023) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett
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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
#tiktok and twt mcu stans always make up fake movies that sound 100% more interesting than what they watch#they're also truly stunning because they've somehow convinced themselves spielberg and tarantino are “pretentious” directors#its kinda amazing that their standards are so low that they looked at spielberg#the man who made the first blockbuster and many of the most popular films of all time#and called him pretentious just because his films have some level of subtext and theme#and every once in a while he'll make a more prestige film like fabelmans#like what would happen if you showed them an actual prestige film like the lighthouse#would they implode
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okay i logged on here for the first time in ages because i had to complain about mandalorian season 3 on more than one website, its that bad, i will now likely fade back into the ether
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