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in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

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Conservative politics are an incubator for the worst people to manipulate the dullest of minds.

Conspiracy theories give the D-student oxygen.

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he's built like an unsecured ikea bookshelf and brother, am i a toddler

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me ohhhh id really love to make a wish right about now....

the delightful dandelion:

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That particular disappointment of the more literate-than-average child upon discovering that “gaol” is just pronounced “jail”

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Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILY...... Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on

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Cybertruck blew up outside Trump's hotel in Vegas. Wild footage, I've never seen an EV flat-out detonate like that and I'm thinking that it wasn't the battery.

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my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

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lichens at the lichen new years party and they say 'heres to another prosperous 0.002 millimeters of growth everyone the sands of time march on!!' and they all absorb passing nutrient dust at the same time

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the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

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me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

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You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

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okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner

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describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"