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The most disturbing part of this is that his tik tok handle is Luxembourg misspelled

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Is your spleen strawberry or watermelon flavoured? (I only like strawberry)

I hadn’t thought about tasting my spleen before but when I went to look for it I couldn’t find it. I’m starting to wonder if this is what if feels like to be a cis het male on a quest to find the bean. I too would hope it’s strawberry as I’m not a fan of watermelon.

I will keep you updated when I’m off the phone with god to ask him where my spleen is. I have a suspicion one of the Greek gods stole it possibly Hermes

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Ask me anything but make it weird

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This is the most millennial thing ever. Honestly if I was lost in the woods I wouldn’t ask for help either because I don’t want to be a burden

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That sounds like an excuse to me

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Octopus is just the spider of the sea

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It would be really nice if someone started distributing this in the Republican and Qanon circles claiming it to be a real congressional proposal

There is no longer states, there is only the g r i d

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: NOOOO WHAT ABOUT NATURAL BORDERS

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Credit: @chloetron Tik Tok

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What if we’re all in a VR video game but totally unaware of it. And the only way into the next level is that you go up those stairs that lead to nowhere and disappear

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Do you think there’s someone out there that jerks off to the feeling of their plush blanket?

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I see no difference.

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Credit: @jugosaaa Twitter

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When you squeeze out your fleshlight after a wild night of fapping. Credit: belle_arvie Tik Tok

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EVERY GUY IVE EVER DATED!!!! Credit: I don’t even know but you still get credit whoever you are

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Shouldn’t it be called a pick up truck booty? I don’t understand why your booty be dumping it would imply that your ass is full of shit.

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Credit: mens_rights_activia Tik Tok