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Just a romantic moment between them🫶

Or not

(I based it on that one kung fu panda show meme iykyk)

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the most chaotic married couple

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Fey Remus: Hey Janus!

Werewolf Janus: Hm?

Fey Remus: Look what I have! *lobs a stick between his hands* Wanna play fetch with me?

Werewolf Janus: I'm not a dog, Remus.

Fey Remus: Hm, doubtful. Because see here *pulls his arm back* GO FETCH! *yeets the stick as hard as he can*

Werewolf Janus *body jerks to chase the stick before he fights the instinct down*: NO!

Fey Remus: Awe come on! Don't you want to be a good boy?! Be a good boy and fetch that stick for me? Please we all know you want to be a good boy!

Werewolf Janus *extremely flustered*: ARGH! SHUT UP! FINE! I'M GETTING YOUR STUPID FUCKING STICK!

Fey Remus: WOHO! MY GOOD BOY!

Werewolf Janus: FUCK YOU!

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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

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GT July - Exhausted

massage day!

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I honestly always find the term ‘spinster’ as referring to an elderly, never-married woman as funny because you know what?

Wool was a huge industry in Europe in the middle ages. It was hugely in demand, particularly broadcloth, and was a valuable trade good. A great deal of wool was owned by monasteries and landed gentry who owned the land. 

And, well, the only way to spin wool into yarn to make broadcloth was by hand. 

This was viewed as a feminine occupation, and below the dignity of the monks and male gentry that largely ran the trade. 

So what did they do?

They hired women to spin it. And, turns out, this was a stable job that paid very well. Well enough that it was one of the few viable economic options considered ‘respectable’ outside of marriage for a woman. A spinster could earn quite a tidy salary for her art, and maintain full control over her own money, no husband required. 

So, naturally, women who had little interest in marriage or men? Grabbed this opportunity with both hands and ran with it. Of course, most people didn’t get this, because All Women Want Is Husbands, Right?

So when people say ‘spinster’ as in ‘spinster aunt’, they are TRYING to conjure up an image of a little old lady who is lonely and bitter. 

But what I HEAR are the smiles and laughter of a million women as they earned their own money in their own homes and controlled their own fortunes and lived life on their own terms, and damn what society expected of them. 

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i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

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Damn y'all

Num Num Cat TikTok Chain

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I maintain that Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees is a 450% better song if it’s about a guy who’s lost custody of his daughter

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that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

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You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

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what song are they singing together??

A commission I did for @/ thegreatc.thulhu on instagram!! They’re still open, so check out my commission sheet if you’re interested!

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I think my dark undereye circles are adding to the aesthetic actually.