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just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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The fact that Orlando Bloom (Legolas) and Andy Serkis (Gollum) both said that they based their performances in Lord of the Rings off of cat behavior really shows you the sheer range of what cats are like

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage

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anyway

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God bless the sickos over at the AO3 for providing the absolute most conceptually bizarre yet extremely compelling fiction for free.

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I painted this birb today 🥹

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Tea and painting!

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shoutout to bass. the part of music that blows your tits clean off when it's done right

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back from the hospital

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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This is how Morbius can still win

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Please sign the petition!!!

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A lot of orange 🍊 meows .. sound on 🔊

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