Choi Junhyuk | 1/6 HOTSHOT | The member with the long tongue.
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❝ when you bought me food– or has that not happened yet? heh, heh. i hope you’re ready to hold it now, because i gotta go! ❞
“I dont think thats happened just yet. Already? You already need to shit?”
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“Thats defiantly the truth. I am a good looking lizard.”
@92cjh liked this for a starter!
“You are one of the best looking lizards I have ever met in my life.”
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Undertale Starter Meme
“After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”
“Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”
“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
“Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”
“Be good, alright?”
“Didn’t you read the sign?”
“Did you hear what they just said?”
“Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”
“Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”
“Don’t you have anything better to do?”
“Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
“Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”
“Finally, someone gets it.”
“Forgive me for this.”
“Golly, you must be so confused.”
“Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”
“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”
“Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”
“He flexed himself out of the room!”
“Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”
“Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”
“Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”
“I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”
“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”
“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
“I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”
“I don’t like you the way you like me.”
“I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”
“If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”
“I found a gun in a dumpster!”
“If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”
“I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”
“I knew you had it in you!”
“I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”
“I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”
“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
“I’m not ready for this to end.”
“In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”
“I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”
“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”
“It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
“I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”
“I want you to be happy, too.”
“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”
“Never interact with attractive people.”
“Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”
“Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”
“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”
“Plants can’t talk, dummy.”
“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”
“Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”
“Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”
“Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”
“Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”
“So what if a few people have to die?”
“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
“Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”
“Thaaaaaat’s politics!”
“That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”
“That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”
“The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”
“They come. They leave. They die.”
“This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”
“Time for our union-regulated break!”
“Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”
“Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”
“Were those two robots making out?”
“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
“What do you think of my secret style?”
“Where are the knives.”
“Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”
“Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”
“Who needs arms with legs like these?”
“Why would I ever be friends with you?”
“Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”
“Would you smooch a ghost?”
“You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”
“You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”
“You can’t understand how this feels.”
“You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
“You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”
“You just wanted to see me suffer.”
“You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”
“You’ll never see ‘em again.”
“You’re filled with determination.”
“You really hate me that much?”
“You’re giving me a real workout.”
“You’re gonna have a bad time.”
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“Are you sure you should be doing that?”
“Probably not but why the hell not. It’s fun”
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“The press would have a field day if they saw you right now.”
“Well I hope they dont see me, this is slightly embarrassing.”
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get to know me meme: male biases (3/?) [no particular order] ➡Choi Jun Hyuk
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moving to aim for the night replies are drafted come enjoy my lizard self on aim, im a lot more active there anyways @ emo.emoji
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K-Idol Inspired Starter Sentences!
A list of starter sentences meant to be suitable for idol muses. Whilst designed to be answered by idol muses, they’re versatile enough to be asked by idol and non-idol muses alike.
“Are you sure you should be doing that?”
“The press would have a field day if they saw you right now.”
“I don’t know what your fans see in you.”
“You look tired. Have you been working too hard?”
“What was your stylist thinking?!”
“Is what you told them true?”
“It’s like you sold your soul to them.”
“They must be so proud!”
“You shouldn’t have to do that.”
“Do you regret it?”
“Is what they said true?”
“Would you do it if they asked?”
“Are you sure this is okay?”
“What if someone sees us?”
“When am I going to see you again?”
“I haven’t seen you in so long!”
“Netizens are ruthless, aren’t they?”
“Does what they say not bother you?”
“You always work so hard.”
“When are you going to tell them enough is enough?!”
“You look so happy.” (can be taken sarcastically)
“Do they know?”
“How did they find us?”
“How did they find out?”
“I wish you lived a normal life.”
“Don’t you wish you were normal?”
“I can’t believe you had to do that!”
“Where’s your babysitt—Oh, sorry, I meant your manager.”
“Don’t you have to ask for permission first?”
“Do you ever get to say ‘no’?”
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❛ are you drunk? ❜
“If I was drunk I’d be asleep right now. I pass out when I’m drunk.”
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"It must just be the light, then! You looked a bit pale--"
“Well that’s weird, I’m really tan so it would have to be the light.”
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❛ are you sick? ❜
“I dont think I’m sick. I dont feel sick.”
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❛ what’s for dinner? ❜
“Salad. Because my diet, but you can have whatever you want. Just order it.”
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three word starters.
❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜
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Your tongue looks pretty normal to me..
I can touch my nose with my tongue, how is that normal, i mean just look at this. [`sticks his tongue out and touches his nose with it ]
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"You seem chill. Wanna get drunk?"
“I’d love to, but I cant unless you want to be carrying a 183 cm man home while he is sleeping.”
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spot the difference
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