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Here are five dark, twisted takes on fairies and their “culture”: courtesy of chat gpt

1. *You know how fairies grant wishes? Yeah, but only the ones they know will ruin your life. “Sure, you can have eternal youth,” they say, smiling, while they conveniently forget to mention the part where you lose your soul and can only eat celery for the rest of eternity.*

2. *Fairy dust: not just sparkles, but likely whatever glitter-filled junk they swept out of their forest-floor apartments. Sprinkling it on humans as they fly off, whispering, “It's biodegradable!” (It’s not).*

3. *Why do fairies kidnap babies? They don’t actually need human children; they just enjoy the look of pure, parental panic. It’s more of a recreational thing—like their version of binge-watching true crime.*

4. *The "Tinkerbell Effect"? Total lie. If you *stop* believing in fairies, they don’t die—they actually gain strength from your misery and get a bonus pair of wings for every cynic they create.*

5. *Fairy rings: advertised as portals to magical realms, but it’s really just a bunch of fairies sitting around laughing as humans wander in, expecting a mystical experience—meanwhile, their wallets disappear and they wake up covered in twigs.*

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lurking beneath autumn’s glow 🎃✨

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It’s officially cannon that he is self-aware that he’s in a game!!!

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Hello obey me fandom

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i had a vision of something that would be really cute and i was right

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The fact that Lucifer has had MULTIPLE conversations about this with Mammon is absolutely hilarious

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Asmo Is Too Damn Pretty

LOOK AT HIM!

AND THAT DAMN SMILE!

AGAHGAHAGHAGHAGAHGA

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snoopy of the day

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portal.

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