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suave8astard:
everyone gets to know my w1fe 1s more 8eaut1ful than the sea and sk1es, 8ut they don’t get to see 8ecause she’s shyyyy. 😘
Perhaps they can just 1nfer...
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suave8astard:
darl1ng angel gorgeous perfect lady, 1 would never.
#let me fl1rt when you're not even on
And what, pray tell, does that... accompl1sh...
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suave8astard:
would you l1ke to 8e?
1 would... 8e happy to v1s1t you, Ruf1oh.
8ut you are ly1ng to the good people on the 1nternet.
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crepuxulum:
D »—> Greetings
And you are...?
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8es1des...
1t 1s almost Halloween.
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suave8astard:
can we go sa1l1ng???
may8e we can fuck around and make the h1ve 1ns1de the sh1p??
1 would love to...
And your second 1dea 1s... particularly 1ntr1gu1ng.
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Speak1ng of 8urn1ng th1ngs...
1 th1nk... That 1 actually do m1ss the sh1p a 81t r1ght now.
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suave8astard replied to your post “(Would you l1ke a pastry, Ruf1oh…)”
yes!!!
:)
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Everyth1ng 1s so... Cr1spy.
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Oh no, the fuzz.
#(That 1s to say...)#(The metaphor1cal fuzz...)#(As opposed to the much more l1teral fuzz 1 am approach1ng...)
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suave8astard:
1 w1ll protect our home 8y plac1ng th1s threat under a c1t1zens arrest, don’t you worry 8a8e.
Ah, 8ut you see.
1f 1 am to 8e arrested... then 1 may as well take my rema1n1ng t1me to comm1t my cr1me of pass1on.
(That 8e1ng pett1ng T1nker8ell.)
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