80s-v-i-b-e

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i would shoot a hotdog with a gun

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How did she fuck up the eggs bad enough to get demoted from “Mom” to “Dad’s girlfriend”

that woman is not my mother

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i’ve been playing that award-winning videogame about the young witch who is investigating the disappearance of her neighbour’s cat in a small village in the alps, and it’s really good, but i would prefer it if it used the same well-crafted narrative system & wonderful writing to tell a story about about a scientist who invents a glue that allows him to walk up and down anything

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save a turkey

stuff me

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crazy that pjackk is gone and will never come back ever

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Best thing my grandfather ever taught me is that you’ve gotta let yourself grunt and groan when you’re doing something difficult. Makes it easier.

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Alarm cock is this anything

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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you don't have sex with fat girls? get well soon I guess.

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The term has been overused to death, what does it even mean to be “doomed by the narrative” anymore?

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working at target is so funny bc u will ask a customer a totally innocuous question like if they’d want a bag and they back look at you like this

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chefs are insane. you put 10 chefs in a closed room and theyll try to make eachother into food

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if you don't have a gay cousin at your thanksgiving, I am your gay cousin for today. I'm wearing a croptop and I'm excited about cranberry sauce

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no idea what tumblr thinks a maid is at this point. fascinated to learn about their various powers and behaviors.

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Antique sewing machine enthusiasts are doing the eroticism of the machine on a level your average robotfucker can't even comprehend.

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secretly jm so craving bread and mashed potatoes right now but all I have are these plentiful tamales