here, queer, can someone please come steer? / early 20s and tired / any pronouns are fine / MXTX is god
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i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like
"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital
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tbh it’s bc everyone thinks “see when it’s MY time to wear the boot, it’s all actually gonna work bc I know who the REAL deviants are”
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worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”
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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee
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some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."
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Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke
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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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Also idk if I need to state this publicly again but hello, Ai is my name and I'm an artist but I draw things with my hands. I'm not artificial intelligence; if anything, I'm organic stupidity.
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Happy Easter if you celebrate!! (or happy discounted-chocolate-egg-day tomorrow if you don't!!)
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Hey avatar fans. Question. What would this fucker have done if the avatar had been a girl?
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