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Fucking excuse me? Guns?? Wings have mercy why would you trust him with those???

Heathcliff here, with that report I said I’d make. It’s pretty short because well.. I’ve been… Talking with the Oufi fellow.

….What’s this about a…. a funeral?

…

[7association-was-here]

Heathcliff! I hate to tell you but... Cathy... She... Why am I here? Oh hey Heathcliff! How ya doin man?

What? Eh? Wait no hold up pause. What were you saying just now?

…

Yeah, nevermind. Sup mate. I’m uh… Okay.

[7association-was-here]

…Don’t think they were talking about you, mate. But sure. Yeah. I’ll say hi to Yi Sang for you.

Wait you guys know each other?

Heathcliff here, with that report I said I’d make. It’s pretty short because well.. I’ve been… Talking with the Oufi fellow.

….What’s this about a…. a funeral?

…

[7association-was-here]

Heathcliff here, with that report I said I’d make. It’s pretty short because well.. I’ve been… Talking with the Oufi fellow.

….What’s this about a…. a funeral?

…

[7association-was-here]

so... about that help you said about. I Maaaay need some insight. and I'll cut to the chase with it.

there are two head maids, one that's ryoshu, and one that looks a bit like outis? caught her about in my investigating. and she's quite aware of there being a second head maid.

anyhow, this Nelly has informed me of things going down. and specifically some oufi members that she doesn't trust for a second. can you look into them?

I would myself, but looking into the resurgent syndicate means I gotta visit the Manor. and thankfully nelly is a way to keep cover. she's proud of your associate job, by the way Heath. told me to let you know.

..She said that? Really…? Well… I… Tell her I said thanks, and uh.. Hi. I guess. ..Ahem. Now back to business.

Oufi eh? I’ve ran into those boring bunch before. Hell, I’ve met the “me” there too briefly. He also looks like a boring guy. Maybe I can get in touch with him again to get some inside info. Have a little Heath-to-Heath talk and I’ll see what I can do about it mate. Expect a report post soon maybe.

Hm. What the hell’s the Oufi gotta do with any of this though I wonder. They’re all about contracts and stuff, so are they selling the manor or something? Well gotta see with my own eyes don’t I.

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oh, the reason I found out was kinda off to be honest.

I was out in district 20, looking into a different case. People claiming a syndicate that disbanded 20 or si years ago just... respawned? as I was looking, I spotted faust. Well, A faust with one of the redhead gals I've seen when talking to zwei.

anyway, I obviously had some questions, and faust directed me to ryoshu. learned from her about the wuthering heights, the guy in charge having his arm lopped off... the guy in charge wanted to hore that syndicate I was looking into, and the fact you're the single biggest threat to them.

that ryo acted like she failed as a parent for the way that you was able to cleave through their forces. redhead claimed you could bring back the dead.

Whot.

District 20… T Corp.. Disbanded syndicate, huh. I ain’t liking where this is going. Though, 20 years ago? Was it really that long ago? Whatever.

Well, I have no idea what they’re on about. Bring the dead back to life? Fuck would I need that for? Not like there’s anyone I’d want to bring back from the graves. I didn’t wreck any manors this week either as much as I’d like to so the whole thing smells like fox turd to me. Then it’s obviously gotta be a… Different me. Dunno which one but definitely not the me here. Though that fella sounds like a cool guy if you ask me.

And I don’t remember Hindley having a prosthetic… Unless some other rich snob bought the estate. I don’t know. Like hell I’d keep up to date with that happens there. Anyway, if ya’ ever need help on this you know what to do. Cheers mate.

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slides 2 hemobars

i think these are food

you got any clue where they come from?

Mate the hell are these supposed to be. Dry red chocolate bars? And they smell like Ryoshu after her little golf cart trips. Beats me where these could possibly come from.

And frankly I’ve got a big case of my own to deal with so I can’t help with that. I’ll pass it over to.. maybe Yi Sang. Or Faust if she ain’t busy. Cause if it’s about weird snacks gal pal’s your… Er, pal.

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so. heathy my man. you know that old Manor you hate for good reason?

I did some looking and uh. there's a ryoshu there in charge of most it's workers. think you'd know the closest equivalent for who that's supposed to be?

call it a gut feeling, but some of these alternate selves look to copy people who already exist is all.

Yeah but how do you even know about—

Oh huh. Is that so? That’s pretty interesting mate. But does that mean there’s like… Technically two of the same people. And I don’t mean Mirrorverse nonsense-wise like the way there’s multiple me’s runnin’ about. Cause that’s obvious enough. I mean like, y’know, multiple people having the same ‘role’ I suppose?

You said that Ryoshu there is er.. I assume chief butler by your description. Then, what happened to Nelly …The old one? Did she quit? Is she alright?

And am I supposed to be a copy of someone else’s role too…?

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Saw Faust wearing that looked suspiciously close to a wedding dress. With metal gears attached to it, but still.

Are you sure there isn't some secret in-association wedding happening?

WHAT. GAL PAL?!

Gasp! Not gal pal too! Who the bloody hell is she marrying?! Did she finally get together with kitchen raccoon murder? Behind all our backs…? Were the tea time rumours true….? Why didn’t she spill the beans with me…?? I wanted to play wingman…

Wait, wait wait, wait no— No just hold on a minute. Hold on! I’m getting distracted! I can assure you there are no weddings, no dresses and no gears! And that’s final! …Well, for now at least.

[7association-was-here]

Eh? Christmas? Oh yeah, that.

Merry Christmas lads, lasses, pals and mates. And Jolly remainder of december for those who don’t celebrate. That’s another year down huh.

We at the Seven would like to remind you that sure, maybe you didn’t bash a bloke’s head in this year, maybe you didn’t solve 82 missing raccoon cases that your own colleague submitted, and maybe you didn’t face off a mirror version of yourself who rambles on about revenge every 2 minutes. But hey, does that matter? Good job making it through the year, and good job being you that whole time. Keep it up mate! I’d like to see you next year too, y’know?

Now for the mandatory advertisement. Ahem, let me get my advertising voice on….

Of course don’t forget to buy the seasonal cookies at our cafe, and all investigation requests/submissions will be 17% off till the end of the month so yeah.

—Sincerely, Heathcliff.

//merry christmas to all my fellow rp blogs too ;D

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🌯

another burrito

Y’know I think I actually like this new burrito stuff. Much better than the tomatoes and all the other food items that come into our inbox. Cause it’s a complete bloody meal and I don’t have to open the….. Eugh…. Tomato cookbook….. to actually make use of it.

In short, thank you burrito lad (or lass, or pal).

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[those Christmas crusaders are still playing their music. you can almost swear you saw faust talking to heathcliff out there, but they're both in here. hell, pretty sure another faust is the reason that other heathcliff isn't on a skewer right now]

The hell is happening out there seriously. Wait, do I even want to know?

(*Tea sipping sound effect*)

Bloody mirror shenanigans again I bet... There goes a deranged version of gal pal parading around with a deranged version of me carrying around human kebabs. Sigh. Boy am I glad I’m in here and not out there.

December ammirite lads?

(*Tea sipping sound effect as part of the punchline this time*)

By the way, the music sucks honestly. Choose a better christmas carol at least…

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Wait mr ring sang has flowers AND a Dress? Is he getting married???

What? No not that Yi Sang! The other one. My Yi Sang, you know? Or more like, our Yi Sang? At the Seven? Seven’s Yi Sang? Agh what am I saying. The point is, no Yi Sangs are getting married!

Actually did the other, other Yi Sang get the dress and roses treatment too? I don’t know. I bet he’d eat the flowers if he did honestly.

Who would marry that sopping wet cat in the first place…..

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Hast thou freed Signor Yi Sang from his holy matrimony yet?

Uh. A while ago, yeah. For some reason after we got those flowers off him he said “I’d like to retain this garment as a souvenir of the untimely predicament.” or some poetry shit like that and he scurried off like nothing happened.

I don’t know what he’s doing with a dress but whatever. I think it suited him anyway.

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Why the fuck is everyone obsessed with tomatoes?

You know what?

🌯

A burrito in these trying times

T A K E

The two Yi Sangs are fighting over it now. I don’t know what it is with them but they really like those things.

I get that you meant well but man. Did ya’ have to bring just one?

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leek

Is this like that one singer lass with the blue hair

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[there looks to be a fucking crusade outside, full knight armour and everything.]

[they're playing Christmas music]

Ok what the fuck.

I knew it, stupid december themed wacky bullshit! I get it’s almost christmas but that doesn’t mean it is christmas! What the hell do they want disturbing tea time like this?!