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Bullshit Unlimited
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Remember when people tried to gaslight us into believing the dems would be better for Gaza lmao
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I will forever find it funny the way Americans are so scared of "Chinese surviellance" like bro you live in THE surviellance state
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how about you both follow jimmy carter’s lead here actually?
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trying to boycott sonic 3 really feels like being the only one wearing a mask in the grocery store rn.
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Still think about this. How do you think Musk felt when he first saw it
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Affordable Care Act (Deluxe Paint IV, 2024)
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I think there's something to be said that saying the words "Deny, Defend, Depose, you're next" to an insurance sales rep can get you arrested for 'threats of mass homicide' or whatever with a threat of 15 years in prison
But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...
But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens
Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD
Cop in the news goes "words have consequences" as if people don't berate and threaten fast food and retail workers every day
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Don't worry, I've been assured by Americans on tumblr that modern Israelis are 'indigenous' to Syria too. King David once taking a shit in the Golan and driving a chariot through Damascus circa 980 BCE means it's not colonialism, and Syria can be bombed and settled at will.
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the last of us fans when they're playing the third rerelease of the exact same game that came out 4 years ago and ellie turns to the camera and says "you have to send $3.5 billion to israel. call your reps right now and tell them to send $3.5 billion to israel." and the lighting is raytraced: it's actually a really nuanced and empathetic portrayal of the ugly emotions and mistakes inherent to the human experience
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the altoona PA mcdonalds reviews are in
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Fuck you mcdonald's employee who turned in the UHC shooter burn in hell forever
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fuck them up glenn
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