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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause
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there's a beast in the pool
jaws theme starts playing in a homoerotic way
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I’ve made these pages for a comic exercise like a year ago, maybe someday I’ll re-do it since I only really like the last panel
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Reread time! I take annotating very seriously 👆
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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
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is there any reason american rubbers are pink or are they just a little gayer than the rest of us
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Think about this most days. God gives his most emotionally attached soldiers his shittiest cover art
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december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.
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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time
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"south dakota" is the only state with 2 words making up its name
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the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead
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