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fictional kiss things that end me

being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward

one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other

pressing their foreheads together while kissing

speaking normally, then after the kiss their voice is hoarse

guys furrowing their brow when kissing passionately

staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in

running their thumb over the other’s lips

when they lean forward a fraction as if to kiss the other person, then realize they shouldn’t and pull back to stop themselves

ripping the other away - “no we shouldn’t” - but when they kiss them again they moan and hold them close

one sliding their hand into the other’s hair slowly

their entire body freezing for a second when their love kisses them

accidentally being forced inches apart from each other, staring at each other’s lips, and just before they kiss someone pulls them back apart

when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more

a hoarse whisper “kiss me”

then licks their lips and says “please”

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Have any pirate AUs?

sure i do!

“wait. so you’re telling me that you’re the most feared pirate in the world, but you can’t swim and you want me to teach you how to swim??”

i thought pirates were meant to be intimidating and mean with no manners. you are literally the poshest, nicest and most polite pirate that i’ve ever met.

you told me you were a pirate and i didn’t believe you, you got angry and stormed off somewhere. yeah, i know i offended you but iS THAT ANY REASON TO KIDNAP ME AND PUT ME ON YOUR SHIP JUST TO PROVE YOUR POINT???

i’m your significant other and i only see you once every few weeks because you go off pirating somewhere and you let me come aboard the ship for the first time and what do you mean your crew didn’t know who i was?? 

that’s such a realistic pirate costume! you look exactly like (insert name of potential evil overlord of the seven seas or an intimidating pirate here)! wait, that’s so cool! that gun looks so realistic haha! man you do a great impression of a pirate, it’s almost like you’re really threatening me!!

(additionally) hOW STUPID CAN YOU BE I’M AN ACTUAL PIRATE, NO STOP TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME WHAT IS THIS

you’ve taken me hostage on your pirate ship, i thought it would be awful but you’re all treating me so nicely and i have my own room and everything. oh my god this food is delicious??? thank you so much?? (can i stay here forever please i love it here)

i’ve heard rumours about mermaids/mermen who seduce pirates into coming overboard with them, and never being seen from again. hah! no way am i gonna fall for tha—! shit, you’re so hot.

we’re two rival pirates & we both hate each other’s guts, but another pirate came aboard and stole all my loot and killed a majority of my crew. i managed to escape, and you had heard what happened so you offered for me to take refuge on your ship. yeah right, you’re probably just lulling me into a full sense of security so you can ruin my life even mor- wait. you want me to join your crew??? co-captain???? what happened to you??

listen, i know it’s the middle of the night and i know i look completely untrustworthy (what with my ripped clothes and bleeding arm) but i’m being hunted by a pack of pirates, please, please, PLEASE LET ME HIDE IN YOUR HOUSE

(additionally) so i now am hiding a fugitive from a pack of angry pirates, honestly this is the craziest thing i’ve ever done but actually listening to your stories from your pirate life is the most fascinating thing i’ve ever heard

can you stop quoting jack sparrow for one second, pLEASE

you’re desperate to join my crew. whenever me and my crew arrive on the dock of your small town you’re always the first there, and always bugging me to try and prove you’re pirate worthy. honestly, you act like a little kid this is adorable. 

(additionally) “if you had told us BEFORE you joined my crew that you got sea-sick, that would have helped a lo- I JUST STEPPED IN IT WHAT THE FU-”

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high school IPRE au tho taako and lup are sophomores who are generally those twins who are always near each other, almost all of their classes are the same, that kinda thing. taako is really passionate abt cooking and is in the top culinary class and leads their school's culinary team to victory each time competition time comes around lups less passionate abt cooking, she cares more about fucking Math of all things, but she's in culinary with taako and is definitely one of the better students. she's a mathlete and if you make fun of her she will find some way to destroy you barry is a freshman who, frankly, is a very tired boy. already he's alive purely through naps and coffee. he loves history so much tho. also you cannot beat him at trivia games. u can't. magnus is a sophomore who literally tries to be on every sports team the school has to offer. tennis? fuck yeah. football? soccer? hell hell yeah. baseball? shit yeah. he isn't allowed to be in Every sports team though, so he just sticks to football, mostly. most of the time u can find him either chillin in the gym or at shop class. half the time he eats lunch in shop. is that even allowed. lucretia is a junior and she is also very tired and alive solely because of caffeine. english is her best subject but she also sort of hates the class because her teacher isn't great. she likes her creative writing class, though. please give her money for coffee. merle is a senior and no one really knows. a whole lot? about him? he goes back and forth from like. stoner nerd to religious loser. no one understands? yesterday you were talking about weed and now you're preaching to the freshman??? what??? anyways he's really into botany and its suspected he has a plant kink davenport is also a senior but he's much much much more reserved than merle. he's captain of the mathletes and while he's proud of it its also real easy to make fun of him. he loves math and teamwork. hes very tired and trying to fake it til he makes it.

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in addition: lup does get pregnant and taako is just like. immediately. “hey i made you a thing.” “...this is just a bag with strawberry leaves.” “yyyyyyyep.”

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i have a lot of charms for different things, but it seems like. quite a few have to do with pregnancy and fertility, and like. all i can think abt rn is lup and barry deciding to have a kid and just lup suddenly recalling all these fertility charms and things and just. “ya gotta eat the mustard seed, bar.” “do i. do i have to?” “iiiii would LIKE you to.” “you drive a hard bargain. time to eat the mustard seed.” this is followed by lup eating olives and grapes bc they also help and taste. better than mustard seed.

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when i was little i lived on a ranch, and we had this big old barn a little ways from our house. my grandpa was a carpenter, and he basically turned the barn into a workshop for himself, and i’d spend hours in there during the summer, lounging on the floor with our dogs while he went about crafting chairs and tables and dressers.

and what i’m trying to get at here is this is what i like to imagine for magnus. i like the idea of the thb all living together in a big ranch house after the grand relics, after everything. i like to imagine magnus turning the old barn into a workshop for himself, where the other two end up often because sometimes being alone is just… too much. and company is needed. so merle and taako rest out in the corner, one of their dogs drapes across merle’s lap, as if it isn’t a giant 110 pound dog.

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Found at Brunswick Goodwill Brunswick, OH

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90% of taakos wardrobe is thrift store clothes but he just. looks very good. he looks very good.

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i see some of u here now for i can only imagine the taz thing, and boy i sure assume y'all will be disappointed to know ive only written sad magnus dealing with his dead wife and thb losing their shit over gumballs

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TAZ NORMAL AU THING - PART 3

BLUP HOUSEHOLD - BARRY, LUP

part one / part two / part three

They're dating and they live in [Town 2].

(Prior to living together) Their relationship started kinda rocky because Lup would constantly make fun of him for the things 

It wasn’t really out of malice, that's just how she was used to going about things.

Her brother and her make fun of each other which is why she was like.

Insult based affection, is what i’m getting at here.

Barry, however, is not. fond of this.

At one point he ended up getting really. Upset. At Lup and... didn't exactly tell her off, he was way too uncomfy for that, but he did tell her, like, “Hey, I know you find this hilarious, but like,,, it actually... hurts? My feelings? A little bit? And I'd appreciate it if you could maybe stop??”

She's super startled and doesn't know what to say for a good few seconds but when she does speak she just. “Wait, for serious?”

And Barry's first thought is just ‘SHIT this was a MISTAKE she's going to make fun of me twice as hard now I FUCKED UP’

“Yyyeah,,”

“Oh my god.”

“,,,”

“Oh my shit I'm sorry”

“..............o h”

She tries to be a bit nicer but she does fuck up every now and then but she's trying her best

A few months after this is when she realizes she kinda likes Barry and she just calls Taako in a fit

“I LIKE A NERD.”

“I can't believe you woke me up at four in the morning to tell me something I already know. For shame, Lup, for shame.”

Taako was totally already aware of this.

They're dating for four and a half months before they move in together.

They go back and forth from being disgustingly affectionate to to being like 

“I’ll cut your hand off if you touch me.”

“Fair enough.”

Barry has a big tummy and Lup fucking. loves it.

‘ur so soft............... nice’

barry, squawking: ‘babe pl s’

Sometimes Taako will just show up at their house

He has a key to the apartment 

But also he lives like half an hour away? what are you doing here pal? none of your bros are here too?

It’s usually fine but sometimes he’ll be there and Barry gets home first so now they have to wait together for Lup.

There’s also times he’s shown up and Lup and Barry were doin’ it and that literally just played out as,

[opens door] “Yo Lup guess who-”

[sex noises from the other room]

“Nope.” [closes door] “Nope. No Taako’s good out here. Time to go home.”

Taako and Lup are essentially each others parents when it comes to dating

When Taako and Kravitz started dating Lup started showing up in the same proximity of where they were going on dates

Which is super concerning because Taako hadn’t mentioned any siblings? But here’s this girl who looks near exactly like Taako? Making threatening gestures and mouthing shit like “I’ll kill you” 

Help Kravitz

When Lup and Barry started dating Taako literally just showed up one day while Lup was out and was like.

“Barold.”

“Uhm,,, hello, Taako.”

“We need. to talk.”

“Are you..... are you about to threaten me? Taako I would never hurt your sister I-”

“Oh no. No no no, my dude. I’m aware. I’m aware if you ever try to hurt my sister, you will be dead. Now, it wouldn’t be by my hand, of course not, not my style. But Lup. Lup would kill you, immediately, if your hurt her.”

“Y....yes...”

“And I, in turn, will never let you see peace, ever again. I will set your grave on fire, weekly. I will dedicate a day out of my week to set your grave on fire, Bluejeans.”

“Oh...”

“Don’t hurt my sister.”

“Of course not.”

That was a little threatening, Taako.

Barry and Kravitz are sort of friends by extension.

They all go on double dates and Barry and Kravitz just. 

“Did the other one try to kill you too?”

“I think so...”

Lup’s allergic to cats

This means Nothing

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TAZ NORMAL AU THING - PART 2

TSF HOUSEHOLD - CAREY, KILLIAN, NOELLE

part one / part two / part three

Carey and Killian are dating and share a room.

Noelle works at a lab

I'm not sure what Carey and Killian do, send help

They live in the same appartment complex as THB

When the time came, Magnus helped Carey propose

Technically they all helped a little bit but. Mostly Magnus.

Carey's an aunt and she is very happy

She loves her sister-in-law so much

Oh my fresh fuck I totally had a bunch of stuff lined up for these three and I’ve totally blanked it I’ll get back to you here

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TAZ NORMAL AU THING

THB HOUSEHOLD - MAGNUS, MERLE, TAAKO (And Steven the Fish)

part one / part two / part three

Merle works at Home Depot and is the one keeping most of the plants alive

Magnus is a carpenter. He's got his own lil business going.

Taako works at the gas station and has seen A Lot.

They're all roommates and live together in [Town 1]

Magnus wants a dog but the landlord says no :(((

I feel like Taako still does a bunch of witchcraft-y stuff

At first, Merle does most of then cooking because Taako hates cooking for others but at one point he slowly starts getting back into it and then he's just the only one who cooks.

No one else is allowed in the kitchen. No one. Get out.

Taako used to work for a fancy restaurant but one day a bunch of people got rlly bad food poisoning and some people even died and he quit and he's been at the gas station ever since

However at one point when Merle and Magnus were watching tv, something about the restaurant came up, new evidence on the case, Sazed's arrest.

“Taako you should come see this”

“I hate the news fuck off?”

“Dude I think you'd actually be Very interested in this come here”

“Uuuggghhhhh- holy shhit my dudes that's my old manager- what the fuck. What the fuck?”

After that he gets back in the swing of cookin' for his friendos.

Merle has two kids and an ex wife

He sends money back to them often enough.

They were kept a secret from Taako and Magnus until one Christmas- i mean Candle Nights in which he got a letter from them and Magnus and Taako got ahold of it

“YOU HAVE CHILDREN?”

“YEAH I DO SHUT UP YOU DIRTY SNEAKS”

It's fine no one is too ‘Holy shit what the fuck’

Prior to THB living together, Magnus lived with his wife, and his father-in-law & mentor, Steven.

They were killed by an explosion planted by the old mayor. Magnus was out of town at the time.

They were expecting a child

Merle and Taako were unaware of this part for a long while. They had to use context clues at first but that gave them the wrong answer and when they confronted Magnus about it, Magnus gave them the fuller story.

They were at Goodwill or something and Magnus got caught up looking at baby shoes.

Merle and Taako added that along with the few times they'd seen Magnus with small child and he got hella choked up and decided something like.

“He's probably just upset he'll never get to have kids y'know.”

“I mean he probably could.”

“He's way too devoted to his dead wife i dont think so pal”

“alright true. so hes sad he can't have kids and grow old with the lady he loves.”

They corner him in his room and talk about it. He's carving something and he mostly stays focused on that when talking until he gets way way way too choked up and has to put it down.

“We- we've talked about... Julia before, yeah?”

“Yyyep.” “Mhmm.”

“Well. Um. Be- before she, she died, we...” shaky hands strike the wood and maybe this isn't a good idea. “We were... expecting. A baby. She was pregnant, and,” he almost cuts his thumb so knife gets to go down now. “...yeah.” 

this is officially worse than what Taako and Merle thought.

It's not a great day.

They'll get better, though.

There's still bad days but they get more manageable.

Flash forward, Taako gets himself a boyfriend.

I need to find a way to work in “Hey thug whats your name” bc thats. how i physically need them to meet. idk how tho.

Anyways they go on their first date at the fuckin' Chug and Squeeze and at first Kravitz isn't entirely sure that it's a date and not just like ‘Two bros, chillin at the Chug&Squeeze, three feet apart cuz they're not gay!’ but it becomes abundantly clear that this is a date

Also followed up when they're walking home, Taako gets a call from Lup that literally just starts out 'hey slut whats up' 'im on a date why are you calling me'

“You're on a DATE? With who? Do I need to beat them up? HEY SKANK WHAT'S YOUR NAME TOUCH MY BABY BROTHER AND DIE“ “LUP WE'RE THE SAME AGE GOODBYE sorry about her anyways um walk me home?”

Kravitz, his face very red because Lup is a very loud girl and most of that conversation was in fact audible to him: ok

What is Merle's relationship? With anyone? It's assumed he's dating Davenport. He also is fond of Lucretia.

“Are you dating Davenport??“ Magnus asks, eyeing him suspiciously.

“I think so.” Merle shrugs.

“Ohh my god. Oh my god.” Taako says from the couch. “Incredible.”

Magnus is the third wheel of forever.

Not just in his friends romantic settings though sometimes Lup and Taako will go on lunch dates and 'hey wanna come' 'yeah sure' flash forward 'ohkay ive said about six words this entire hour'

He'll tag along with Carey and Killian from time to time

Killian isn't. Toooo entirely fond of this but its not often enough to be like 'nope this is too much'

He went with them (the second time) to visit Carey's new [niece/nephew] and got to hold them and he started crying

(Killian later told Taako and Merle about this and it was part of their Clues For Sad Magnus)

(In reality he was just super happy for them because look at this tiny beautiful baby!!! so healthy!!! you made this!!!!! he's a weeper)

(Magnus is a total weeper and you can take that from my dead gay hands)

Both Taako and Merle are allergic to cats

This does not keep Taako from petting street cats though.

Taako is allergic to peanuts and will avoid using them in his cooking if he can get away with it.

The only pets they have is Steven the Fish who lives in a giant tank with some guppies and a sucker fish.

Merle has a few of his plants named.

“This is Beth, Abigail, and Petersburg.” They're well loved.

Taako has a number of herbs and stuff which also have names.

“This is Shub-Niggurath, Yig, Cthylla, and Nyarlathotep.” They're also well loved, but mostly by me.

Taako and Lup sibling dates though.

They happen constantly too. They’ll go to other restaurants together and rant about boyfriends and friends and life.

Sometimes they’ll go shopping together and they’re definitely the most obnoxious customers in the store

THB have like two restaurants they’ll go to like at least once a month

They have an order to tell who’s paying 

One of the restaurants they go to has a gumball machine. Some of the gumballs have Nerds in them.

They’re very passionate about Nerds gumballs.

This is also where Leon works so every few weeks the boys come in and his happiness dies because they’re so loud and yell about the fucking gumballs 

[I wrote a thing about it here read it]

Magnus runs his own little carpentry shop with a few employees who frankly mostly just deliver the stuff and run the money and all that shit. Magnus is mostly the only guy workin’ the wood.

When the time came, he helped Carey propose to Killian. Actually it was a little bit of all three of them, but Magnus and Carey came up with the plan.

He also literally carved her a fucking engagement ring

He was her best man at the wedding.

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i mean y'all are gunna hear abt it either way it'd just be nice to have someone to talk to abt it

any a y'all interested in hearin me rant abt a taz normal people au

bc ive thought abt (& written one whole thing for it on @natthewriter)

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any a y'all interested in hearin me rant abt a taz normal people au bc ive thought abt (& written one whole thing for it on @natthewriter)

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So whenever my hearing aids run out of battery, a deep-ass man’s voice goes off right next to my ear drum yelling “B A T T E R Y”, and, every time, without fail, giving me a minor heart attack.

And since my hearing aids aren’t synched for when I replace the battery, the left hearing aid will go off one afternoon, and I’ll know that the right one will go off the following night.

Yesterday afternoon, I replaced my left hearing aid battery.

Now it is tomorrow night. Now I sit, and I wait, for that monotone-ass motherfucker in my head to yell “BATTERY” in my ear, again leading to my gradual heart failure. It is only so long before my heart cannot take this repeated occurrence of panic.

I sit.

I wait.

He is coming.

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Trinket. Angel.

Screech. Nicknames: Scree, Skrit, S. Demon.