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me, whenever i foolishly try to update my about page: who the fuck am i actually
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apparently i drunkenly emailed kraft the other night and asked when the first shapes mac and cheese came out
i’m pleased to inform you all that it was in 1996 and they were animaniacs shapes
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Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.
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After lots of research I am proud to announce that Kendrick Lamar would be below average height if he was a Llama. You are all welcome
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Thats awesome! Glad she found time for that! Black Women are magic!
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And god help anyone who disrespect his lighting mcqueen
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cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.
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