jasper/miles, 21, he/him, local cringe oc enthusiast & furry
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THE SHAPE MY FUCKING CAT IS MAKING RIGHT NOW?
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the benefits of wearing a trans flag necklace to work on a day with lots of queer customers should be obvious. the con, however, is that none of these gay people are complimenting me on my awesome butterfly wing earrings
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Just saw a YouTube short refer to the book as "Moby Richard"
I despise algorithm-driven speech so much.
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Everyone obsessed with Twitter is a terminally online culture war victim trying to forge a media career and addicted to spiking their own cortisol and they need to get a real job and integrate into society. Sooo glad that I meanwhile am unemployed in a chic way and spend all my time on Tumblr which denotes a refined, even aristocratic sensibility and a noble commitment to upholding a vanishing way of life in an uncomprehending world
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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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song is blorbo-coded but animatics are hard 79 dead 486 injured
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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there
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"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er
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guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this
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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked
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