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i hate fun

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throw it back my scarab

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Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

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Who the hell carried around their gamecube

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I’m like an empty bottle.

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girlfriend looks over my shoulder and sees that im on a twitter account named "The Toy That Plays Back" and my profile pic is a a jack in the box with angry eyebrows posting stuff like "How about we play with YOU for a change" and "Us Toys hate being played with"

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you’re a fucking poser if you preach enjoying the early 2000s internet aesthetic and then make fun of kids today for liking skibidi toilet. they used to make mario say a bad word in a ytp and we would laugh. we would fucking holler

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you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.

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just like in the mangas 🌟

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One time a friend wanted to say "that takes balls" in response to something I did, but me having had my bottom surgery they weren't sure if that'd fit so they said "that takes Cunt" instead

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Hey. You. The American teenager inexplicably reading this. Don't join the US military. You're better than that. The military is a bunch of cops. Are they technically diverse and inclusive? On some level, kind of, almost. But their job is to kill people. They kill innocent people every day. They abuse their own members, especially their members who aren't white cis het middle class Christian men. The US exists through perpetual violence against the global working class, including its own working class. The military is how it carries out a large portion of that violence. You deserve better. You're better than that. Don't join.

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i like that we call animals friendly. like we got it in one, they totally are our frieeeeends

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