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Hello! I'm opening commissions for the summer, so I'm sharing my prices with you ❤️
I reserve the right to reject a commission if it contains illegal or offensive content. If you have any questions feel free to ask!
50% will be charged immediately and before beginning any work on the commission. Will send confirmation of the end result before charging the last 50%. There will be updates on the progress during the whole process.
Expect about a month before getting your final result.
my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
Anyways when I was sixteen I wrote a story about a spaceship's communications officer (think Uhura) who was given a brain implant when he was a baby that automatically translates every language in the universe, but which interferes with his ability to perceive and process subtle changes in tone. He hears an emotionless automated translator voice inside his head rather than hearing the real voices being physically carried by air vibrations. So he has the ability to interpret every word in every language, but he can never interpret tone of voice. And the ultimate message of the story is that understanding every possible text isn't enough -- if you don't understand subtext, you'll be isolated. The "communications officer" actually struggles to communicate more than anyone else on the ship.
You'll never guess what they diagnosed me with a year later.