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WATCH: An Interactive Mirror Built from 450 Rotating Penguins by Daniel Rozin (video)
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nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once
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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
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This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!
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mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with
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I just miss her so fucking much :(( (the cat from my dream)
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