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1.01 - “Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience” | 1.05 - “On a Very Special Episode…”

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Isaac Newton was a poor farmboy who got sent to school by chance, because his father saved a nobleman’s life and the nobleman wanted to repay the favor by funding his son’s education.

this is literally how phantom blood starts

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Nothing you can say can convince me that Data did not later take Spot to the holodeck and programmed the computer to create a field with long grass and plenty of mice.  He watched his kitty have the time of her life hunting holographic mice.  He was perplexed by the evolutionary significance of the pre-pounce butt wiggle and wrote terrible poetry about it.  Upon his next poetry reading, Troi cried trying not to laugh and Data was pleased his poetry had finally elicited an emotional reaction.

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Texts From Superheroes

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Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Spider-Man (2002) dir. Sam Raimi

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Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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Marvel had one job and I’ll forever be bitter they didn’t make this happen

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Jianhao Chen's "David"

Wonder Festival 2020 Shanghai

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Beautiful.

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This fight is not going well…….

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LG Cleric OOC sidebar: “I’m going to heal her and it’s going to blow up in my face, I can feel it already”

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Rogue: I yell out “disappearing witch!” While dancing over the hot pie waiting until I can eat it. I just want my pie. I am obsessed with the pie

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Another hag shows up

Wizard (11 yrs old) OOC: *running around the house* Whhhhhyyyyyy!??!

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DM: let me just roll things real quick

Druid OOC: that’s never good

Cleric OOC: yeah

DM: your spell fizzles

Cleric: they can counterspell you? Aw crap….

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DM: you need to stop pissing off your dice

Cleric OOC: it’s just this campaign! They were rolling great last night!

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DM: where your dwarf used to be, there is now… Not a 9ft werewolf like you have seen before, but a 6ft werewolf.

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Dwarf Cleric: Can I be a were-corgi?

DM: you’re pretty close to it

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