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This was the cause of the rural fentanyl crisis

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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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Source: Dorothy Parker FB

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fucked up because those are clearly his eyes

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openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

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“Chewbacca is… a Maoist. Hera Syndulla? A Trotskyist. Ahsoka Tano? A Social Democrat. Ezra Bridger? A Posadist. Lost! All of them, lost. I am the only one with clarity of purpose.”

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elf liberalism probably goes insane

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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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can i have sex with your creepy clown statue

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i think it's great that america invented art that makes you kill yourself and instead of some creepypasta bullshit its just the pure distillation of corporate public art in the wealthiest part of the biggest city in the country. And it sucks

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i think it's great that america invented art that makes you kill yourself and instead of some creepypasta bullshit its just the pure distillation of corporate public art in the wealthiest part of the biggest city in the country. And it sucks

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Man, what you people are talking about is insurance fraud. The reason your homeowners insurance does not and will not cover flood damage is because for everyone not living in a flood zone, those costs are not shared. No one in Denver should or would pay to offset the risk of a home built on the coast of Florida.

It's not stupid, it's so that the cost of MASSIVELY FEDERALLY SUBSIDIZED FLOOD INSURANCE available to everyone whose house isn't LITERALLY ALREADY UNDERWATER doesn't also bankrupt every suburb in Kansas.

Flood insurance is subsidized! Tax dollars pay to make sure your stupid ass can recover after a hurricane! That's not what homeowners insurance is for!

Not my meme but figured I'd share for those about to ride out the storm

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The noble Bus is a mode of transportation befitting the descendants of hunter-gatherers. Bus is a sort of urban beast that must be tracked, pursued, and taken, by force if necessary. It brooks no cowardice; by its own fortitude it engenders nobility in its hunters. Driving is faster, granted— but cold, solipsistic, enervating of body and spirit. The car is an apparatus of regression; the driver cocooned in womb-like solitude meets no hardship, no test of his mettle, and reacts to all discomfiture with the dyspeptic grumbling of an opium-eater prodded from his stupor. To travel and arrive by Bus requires resourcefulness, grit, alacrity, patience, and guile. The Bus-rider laughs at adversity and looks upon his fellow-passengers as brothers. What though the road construction waylay him? What though the rain wet his shoes? Shoes— pah! What cares he for such baubles? Not for him the base ignominy of "road-rage" hang on my stop's coming up I gotta finish this post