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☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ Idiot
Stop trying to live so good bitch you're poor
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I feel like it should be bigger news that in 2024 we found out a whole new category of Thing that apparently lives in humans and we have no fucking clue what it does
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im gonna say either melanoma or stairs i get final fantasy visions of me fatally stacking it every time i descend a staircase, premonition or manifestation?
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so. probably june or some shit. 6 months ago i think. there is just stuff all the time. just constant, it's just how it is i think. what's there to do but wake up every day. put in as much or as little as you'd like. Something will happen and I'm lucky enough to have safety nets, support. So things will only really get a certain amount of bad ever.
oh epic this was wrong too! that’s epic! not do really suck my own dick here but what the actual fuck AND HELL is going on everything is going wrong and it’s all my fault!!! i didn't mean for any of this! I want to plead stupid but that's not always good enough. you just need to be better
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answering all my hinge prompts with 'i have a costco membership'
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smells like pancakes and that glue we used in primary school that came in little pots outside rn
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