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THEEMMMMMM
“Extermination is entertainment!
🎸GUITAR SOLO F**K YEAH!”
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UUGHHH THATS SO REAL BRO fucking love the greatest showman,, very excited for the fic update very excited (has been refreshing the tab every 4 hours)
- big fucking loser anon
I have great news for you
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Hi!!!! Same anon here, and OMG last time you scared me with the "You should look out for Em though instead of Sera", but sweet Emily just wanted some cuality time with her cousin!!!!! So goddam cute.
And Lucifer, darling, they are making him blush, without even knowing. And Adam, never again????? Are you sure of that big man?????????.
Anyway, lovely chapter as always sweetie!!!!!
Emily is too sweet and perfect to know how the foster system works LMAO
And yea, I'm gonna talk spoilers here because it's my Tumblr and idrc! Luci has been in their same class like two seats away from them the entire time, he's heard everything 😭 and will CONTINUE to hear everything (insert Adam venting to lute about his home situation here)
If only Adam specified he'd never date a TALL blonde again,,poor thing doesn't know what's gonna hit him- thank you for reading!!
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CHAPTER FIVE IS OUT! AND ITS EMILY CENTRIC!!!!!!
almost forgot to make a post, LMAO please enjoy one of my shorter chapters where i go insane!!!!
also yea i posted this so late but with the power of ao3 letting you change when you upload your post i can gaslight everyone into thinking it was on time!!!! SO GO READ IT GOGOGOGOGO!
please enjoy the panic at the disco title <3
#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel#hazbin adam#hazbin hotel thoughts#my wife#adamsapple#hazbin lute#hazbin hotel fanfiction#hazbin emily#hazbin hotel emily#fanfic
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IM DYING MY HAIR ADAM THEMED COLORS TOMORROW
IM SO EXCITED!!!! I HAVE JEWELRY COMING TO MATCH THE THEME AS WELL EHEHEHEHEHE
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big fucking loser anon is back. THANK YOU FOR SHARING THOSE ANIMATICS. I WILL EAT THEM UP. NOMNOMNOM. DEVOURED. JUST LIKE I ATE YOUR FIC. THATS RIGHT. IT'S GONE MOTHERFUCKER. I ATE IT.
Guys this anon is why the fic hasn't updated, they ate all my fucking notes bro.
AND OF COURSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE GREATEST SHOWMAN FOR A SECOND? I'm gonna rewatch it tonight and I promise you I will NOT be the same man I was after
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Whatever happened in Eden is my Roman empire I think about it all the time
Oh I just saw a animation for Adam and luci singing the other side in the garden of eve as luci is tempting him with the apple I love this too omg also stick it to the man is THE adam song omg
Edit: take this
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Yk what I think is crazy? How so many people fucking LOVE Lilith and we all immediately assume she's a good person. All we see of her in the series is that she leaves Adam, causes the creation of Hell with Lucifer, takes Charlie from Lucifer, abandons her and her loving husband who gave EVERYTHING for their love to run away to heaven, presumably to make a deal with Adam AND Alastor who we both know are at least morally grey if not straight villians (slay A-Duo).
Genuinely we don't see anything good in this woman's actions actually, the entire first season we see her abandoning people and doing just straight up evil/mean shit and people just assume she will be a protagonist with Lucifer and Charlie. Does no one else see that she will probably be a villian or antagonist in some way? We don't see her do anything good (unless I'm serverely missing something) apart from the family portraits unless her taking Charlie from Lucifer was to protect Charlie but then that would imply bad shit about LUCIFER that his current actions already counteract/disprove
All we have to go off that she IS good is Charlie's love for her but cmon, it's fucking Charlie of course she loves her mom and misses her but again? Then why the hell would Lilith LEAVE HER to go SIT ON A BEACH AND HANG WITH ANGELS? THE ANGELS WHO ARE KILLING HER PEOPLE? the people we are lead to believe she cares for and acts like an actual queen to in terms of leadership, or at least used to!
I'm just so confused how so many people love her when I'm totally expecting her to be on the same level of Adam and Lute if not worse than them just based on what we have actually seen of her. Fully prepared for her to be a twist villian in s2
#i could be missing something tbh#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel thoughts#hazbin hotel lilith#hazbin hotel theory#hazbin hotel headcanon#op is tired and biased#take this with a grain of salt
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YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT ADAM BEING ALL EYES ON ME I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONEHSHDHS
"Encore hit the beat boys, FOOOCUUSS ON ME! ILL BE ALL THAT THEY SEE!!"
Literally him the ENTIRE FINAL BATTLE I SWEAR!
#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel#hazbin adam#my wife#hazbin hotel thoughts#hes an attention whore#but its okay#hes MY attention whore
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HI. HI. BIG FUCKING LOSER ANON HERE. I CARE ABOUT THE ADAMSAPPLE HSAU FIC. YES I DO. I AM SO PUMPED.
HI BIG FUCKING LOSER ANON!!! I'M SO HAPPY YOU CARE EHEHEE
anyways planning rewrite is almost done, keep a look out for ch. 7
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Call me cringe but Adam is so all eyes on me core like 'FOCUS ON ME' ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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HOOLLYYY SHIT NO ONE TALK TO ME RN EVERYONE LOOK LOOK LOOKK OMFFGGGGG
I spent a lot of time on this.💔
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WAAAAHHHHH <33333
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omg this is so fucking clever i never thought about the full capability of luci's shape shifting this is fucking awesome
get adam some therapy tho that nightmare would stick with me for YEARS
wrow, this one! is a little strange!!
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LMAOOO POOR CHARLIE
Is Keekee friendly with Adam?
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hes so buff and such a cry baby
#i need to kiss him#gently#on the lips and bicep#sorry#THE GLOVES DESIGN WOAHH#adam artists give him the COOLEST GLOVES!
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