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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell
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Ideologically I don't agree with valentines day but they did go off with the covering things in little heart motifs
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sraight up petting it. and by it. i mean my area
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the fact😤👏🏼that there isn’t😓❌ a white rose emoji⚪️ and only a red🔴 is obviously lancastrian🌹propaganda📜😡 you thought❓😔 the wars of the roses 🥀🤴🏻ended at the battle of bosworth field?🗡🛡 think again 🤯🗣 yorkists👑📣 we rise🙌🏽💯 at dawn☀️👊🏼
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do you think the first bug to pollinate a plant was classified as a monsterfucker by the other bugs
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they'll name horror movies anything. the thing, the stuff, the substance, etc.
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