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fauxfires: HAWKE & VARRIC: JAEGER PILOTS
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Sorry I unfortunately cannot be stopped on the DA2 train, please wave as I pass by
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Party mean girls shit talking everyone in elvish
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SHIV: is this serious? kendall's leading the inquisition now?
FRANK: mm. the 'herald of andraste,' apparently.
TOM: no, he can't call himself that. can he?
SHIV: he shouldn't. it's insane. he's having some kind of—public mental breakdown, and nobody's stopping him. we can't give him our support.
ROMAN: i mean, it's not up to you, shiv. if we don't back him when the templars do, it kind of makes us look like we're too busy jerking off in a palace to do anything about a world-ending crisis.
SHIV: it makes us look like we're still sane. we need to get a handle on him before this escalates into an international incident. he's not stable. he's petitioning heads of state to supply troops using the old grey warden treaties.
TOM: he's a warden-commander now, too?
SHIV: he could decide he is in the next week. he could ruin us, politically, probably financially, and there's no telling how the orlesians might react—
[Enter LOGAN.]
LOGAN: fucking rifts! demons getting spat out in the middle of the street! you try to reason with mages and they tear open the sky. after what happened in kirkwall i don't know why every knight-commander didn't invoke the right of annulment. what's this about kendall?
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Anon floated the idea that Harriet attempts to give back the earrings in the last dream and they are right
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Kim Kitsuragi
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can you imagine being marceline and watching the ice king descend into madness and start talking obsessively about how he wants your ex lesbian girlfriend
#i would kms if i was her#adventure time#fionna and cake#bubbline#princess bubblegum#marceline the vampire queen#the ice king
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some fish slipped through the net! 4 incense holders and three pipes are still available!
HUGE thank you to everyone for your support, my latest batch could not have gone better and I still can't believe y'all love my silly fish! lots of love <3
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
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blorbo from my shows this, glub shitto that, horse plink them I think you are all forgetting the original...
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