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Mommy's going to obliterate your cervix. Mommy's going to blow your cunt up with hammers

#evilblr #evildom #killer #villain #evilpussy

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When she has a butthole 🖤😈 #horny #daddy #domtop #bdsm

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girls love me for my soft floppy cock and familiarity with socialist theory

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can you sexualize me again so i know you love me and didn’t replace me lol

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Y’all focus too much on weed for intox.

Feed me acid, send me to space, get me addicted to the colours I see when u fuck me mercilessly. This shit is going for 12 hours at least - oh god am I crying? But it feels so good, you think I’m pretty when I cry right? Oh fu-, that’s not an orgasm anymore I’m being sent to a different dimension, keep going, nonono I’m not overstimulated, this is the right amount of stimulation, my body can’t react to anything except the way you touch me, are you even in this room anymore? I can’t even tell just- Fuckmefuckmefuck me god just fuck me already.

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Tumblr users are so comically obsessed with Standpoint Epistemology. Like people will compulsively preface their statements with like "Speaking as XYZ" even when it's completely irrelevant or actively discredits them. The whole "speaking as someone who has killed a pedestrian with my car" thing was just an especially ridiculous manifestation of this trend

And like this sort of fixation around reaching correctness through merely existing as the right sort of person explains many of the more useless and cynical distortions of social justice you see whenever a tumblr discourse turns in that direction. It's why we see a lot of "oppression olympics" type behaviour, as in the sort of pointless and idealist arguments about what category of person is more metaphysically oppressed (in contrast to actually useful comparisons of the differing material conditions that various groups face); if being oppressed by a system automatically grants you unimpeachable insight into it then clearly the more oppressed you are the more correct you are. It's also why people feel the need to fake their oppression, on either an individual (i.e. racefaking) or group (i.e. tranandrophobia*) level; even if you're not actually oppressed enough to be automatically correct, pretending you are is a great way to win arguments regardless. In turns that leads to baseless projection of privilege onto others (i.e. all the tumblr users who accuse POC of being white purely for disagreeing with them; sometimes involving active claims of racefaking but often just ignoring their marginalised status altogether); if someone's more oppressed then you that might mean they're more correct than you and we can't be having that.

This sort of thinking highly counter-productive and yet it's everywhere. Sadly many people are more interested in self-gratification than actually understanding and improving the world, and as long as they're socially enabled they'll keep abusing progressive language to this end. Very miserable indeed

*transandrophobia rhetoric is especially revealing in this regard because like TME trans people are indeed marginalised by transphobia. But to stop there would force them to acknowledge the basic fact that transfems are especially marginalised by the intersection of transphobia and misogyny, which makes it a little more inconvenient to socially murder us while maintaining a veneer of progressiveness. So they have to make up their own special brand of oppression to make it clear that they have it worse (and therefore are more righteous and pure) than those awful male-socialised trannies

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the bit of weed still left in the grinder doesn’t really exist btw. it’s like pocket change

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obsessed with the time i was explaining my therian polycule to my grindr hookup like "yeah so my girlfriend's a puppy and she gets pretty hyper, just need to walk her often haha" and she looked me straight in the eyes and just said "i think i’m normal"

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the water bottle forehead tapper to beautiful girl pipeline

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[me, killing 26 cops in atlanta with a comically oversized axe that reads "WOKE" before getting nuked by the national guard] shut up i’m stimming

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wanna just be covered in tattoos. just fully inked from the neck down. i’m gonna look like a fuckin chipotle bag

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you know you've made it when you feel naked, not when you aren't wearing any clothes, but when your collar fell behind the bed

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that gaseous j got me feelin incorporeal

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you’re in her dms. i’m copyediting her porn fic from 2016. we are not the same

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just found out my girlfriend calls daddy longlegs "harvestmen" which unfortunately makes them sound like eldritch horrors and not like twink strippers from the 70s

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thinking about the time i was having sex with this lady and my trans flag detached from the wall and i wrapped it around us like a cape and kept frotting. she looked at me with pure fascinated incredulity and tbh that was even better than the sex

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this capitalist hell needs a succubus and boy oh boy will i suck dick for money